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Finally understanding women - 06-26-2019, 04:37 PM

I finally found out how to understand women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
  
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06-26-2019, 04:54 PM

Estrogen is a pro-psychotic hormone.

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06-26-2019, 05:10 PM

Unlike the gender-confused, I like that women are different...
...Vive la Differénce

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06-26-2019, 05:13 PM

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I finally found out how to understand women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
I will never understand most women. There was a reason cavemen carried big assed clubs.

Video is really funny and true in so many ways.....thanks for sharing.


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06-26-2019, 05:26 PM

Showed my wife the video....

she did a good job of not laughing while I was practically falling out of my chair laughing....................



. now she won't talk to me..................



..It worked!!!!! Yay!!!!


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One Wish - 06-26-2019, 06:42 PM

God was sitting around chilling one day. He had all he could stand of listening to people trying to learn to play a harp when they couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. He decided to go down to earth and see what was happening. He happened to see John. John had been a righteous man all his life so God decided he would grant him a favor.

After he introduced himself to John he offered him that one gift. John said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am scared of flying. Could you build me a bridge from California to Hawaii?"

God said he could but that was a little more than he had in mind. "What else would you like?"

"How about peace in the middle east?"

"Those idiots have been fighting constantly for over 2000 years. Even I can't fix that!"

John thought and thought. "How about just letting me understand women?"

God looked at him, "Was that a two lane or four lane bridge you wanted?"

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06-26-2019, 10:17 PM

This video nailed it.


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06-27-2019, 12:02 AM

Look into the Ladder Theory. Try to get on the right ladder at the start.
  
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06-27-2019, 04:11 AM

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Reminds me of my bride.

Solution mode was never appropriate. She wanted a hug.
  
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06-27-2019, 04:15 AM

It would be a more interesting video if they did the skit twice and reversed the roles the second time. As it stands, my wife would watch that video and think what an a-hole that guy is for not listening.
  
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06-27-2019, 04:46 AM

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It would be a more interesting video if they did the skit twice and reversed the roles the
second time. As it stands, my wife would watch that video and think what an a-hole that
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Give it up Allen. She wants to be appreciated and needs a hug.

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06-27-2019, 04:50 AM

It took me years to figure out I wasn't suppose to try to fix things and instead give a hug. I'm still trying to figure out the difference between a foreplay hug and a "shut up and give me hug and don't try to fix it" hug.




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06-27-2019, 05:03 AM

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It took me years to figure out I wasn't suppose to try to fix things and instead give a hug.
I'm still trying to figure out the difference between a foreplay hug and a "shut up and
give me hug and don't try to fix it" hug.

Forgot. Don't even look at the nail when she isn't watching.

Very important or you will seldom advance to a foreplay hug.
The ignore the problem and appreciate your bride is the only
appropriate hug. Only when you don't anticipate anything will
foreplay be in play.


  
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