She's ba-a-a-c-k !
The young lady is back from the restroom, and rarin' to play!
Apparently she has been wandering the streets looking for some TP all this time.
She fell in with some Scientologists, who are well known for keeping people in pseudo-kidnapped states (they are also well-known for their scarcity of TP.)
A cult-buster saw a group of mindless slaves being led down the street, and waved rolls of Charmin at them.
Our girl grabbed two rolls, then took off running for the alley behind the pool hall.
She crawled back through that bathroom window, singing a Joe Cocker song off key. She had lost so much weight on the Scientology diet of rice and beans that getting back in through the window was easy peasy.
She was overheard saying if the opponent doesn't show up soon she will consider it a forfeit, and expect to be paid toot sweet.
True story, heard if from a friend of a friend of my cousin's parole officer.