Funny pic/gif thread...
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Here is a great song about an Atheist that was converted to Christianity after hearing an account of a real, true-life miracle. It's also pretty funny! God bless you all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8HT6Ux8FM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8HT6Ux8FM
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>> For the last six odd years, almost all of the things I wanted to write or
>> say, have been stymied by a recently coined term referred to as "POLITICAL
>> CORRECTNESS"! Although I consider myself rather fluent in the English
>> language, that term was not in my vocabulary. My curiosity got the best of me
>> and I decided to do a little research and after two weeks of chasing
>> fruitless leads, I found what I'd been looking for at the Truman Library and
>> Museum in Independence Missouri. A unnamed source there sent me copies of four
>> telegrams that were between Harry Truman and Douglas MacArthur on the day
>> before the actual signing of the Surrender Agreement. The contents of those
>> four telegrams below are exactly as received, not a word has been added or
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>> (1) Tokyo, Japan
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>> To: President Harry S Truman
>> From: General D A MacArthur
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>> Tomorrow we meet with those yellow bellied bastards and sign the Surrender
>> Documents, any last minute instructions!
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>> (2) Washington, D C
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>> Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious
>> dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the
>> press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!
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>> To: H S Truman
>> From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz
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>> Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does
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>> Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional,
>> illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth
>> the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by
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>> For the last six odd years, almost all of the things I wanted to write or
>> say, have been stymied by a recently coined term referred to as "POLITICAL
>> CORRECTNESS"! Although I consider myself rather fluent in the English
>> language, that term was not in my vocabulary. My curiosity got the best of me
>> and I decided to do a little research and after two weeks of chasing
>> fruitless leads, I found what I'd been looking for at the Truman Library and
>> Museum in Independence Missouri. A unnamed source there sent me copies of four
>> telegrams that were between Harry Truman and Douglas MacArthur on the day
>> before the actual signing of the Surrender Agreement. The contents of those
>> four telegrams below are exactly as received, not a word has been added or
>> deleted!
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>> (1) Tokyo, Japan
>> 0800-September 1,1945
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>> To: President Harry S Truman
>> From: General D A MacArthur
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>> Tomorrow we meet with those yellow bellied bastards and sign the Surrender
>> Documents, any last minute instructions!
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>> (2) Washington, D C
>> 1300-September 1, 1945
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>> To: D A MacArthur
>> From: H S Truman
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>> Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious
>> dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the
>> press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!
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>> (3) Tokyo, Japan
>> 1630-September 1, 1945
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>> To: H S Truman
>> From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz
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>> Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does
>> the term politically correct mean?
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>> (4) Washington, D C
>> 2120-September 1, 1945
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>> To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
>> From: H S Truman
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>> Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional,
>> illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth
>> the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by
>> the clean end!
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>> Now, with special thanks to my friends at the Truman Museum and Harry, you
>> and I finally have a full understanding of what "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"
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should I be worried if my son is doing this ?
(only 7 seconds long)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yKTcX7QpOk
(only 7 seconds long)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yKTcX7QpOk
I watched the entire video previously.
They all landed safely.
They all landed safely.
there is a handy flow chart for this.......
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Was that your son? I might be concerned only because he is so graceful, but I think it's probably something he'll grow out of...
... and if he doesn't you can sell him. It's a win win, either way
I was in a very busy supermarket, and I said to this young lady, "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?" She said, "Sure you can, but how will that help?" I said, "I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of nowhere".
Works EVERY Time!
Works EVERY Time!
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Good eye, Colonel. That usually goes right over most person's heads!!! :thumbup:
Great minds think alike... :wink:
I can hear the motor boat sounds in my head pbpbpbpbpbpbpbbpbp