A little game with dhakala

jay helfert · Oct 9, 2006

Hello David.

It has been established that you play pool for money. How good you are I don't know. Maybe you can tell me.

I was wondering what games you like to play and what stakes you usually play for.

Klopek · Oct 9, 2006

It'll never happen, but if this goes down...

can we get the mods to put this up in the Vbookie section. I'm going all in on Jay.

Cameron Smith · Oct 9, 2006

I'm not sure if you are in the process of making a point, genuinely interested or if I am witnessing your sense of humour in action.

Either way, your non-sequitor (semi-non-sequitor as this is a pool forum) in the last thread made me giggle so that is at least worth a good rep.

Dhakala · Oct 9, 2006

jay helfert said:
Hello David.

It has been established that you play pool for money. How good you are I don't know. Maybe you can tell me.

I was wondering what games you like to play and what stakes you usually play for.

Keep wondering. I'm not playing 20 questions with you.

jay helfert · Oct 9, 2006

Dhakala said:
Keep wondering. I'm not playing 20 questions with you.

Would you like to play some Pool with me? For money? In Derby City?

PoolSharkAllen · Oct 9, 2006

jay helfert said:
Would you like to play some Pool with me? For money? In Derby City?

OMG! I just remembered I was supposed to write my Master's Thesis on "Sexual Dimorphism in Clueless Zen Cueists."

cuetechasaurus · Oct 10, 2006

Dhakala said:
Keep wondering. I'm not playing 20 questions with you.

Translation: I'm scared s****** of being exposed as the fraud I am

ScottR · Oct 10, 2006

cuetechasaurus said:
Translation: I'm scared shitless of being exposed as the fraud I am

Dude, if I could give you more bad rep for this one, I would!!

Island Drive · Oct 10, 2006

I would like a video of this pie in the sky match, willing to pay.$$

freddy the beard · Oct 10, 2006

I'm in!

Jay, considering he knocked my Bank on Brother T-shirt so badly, I would appreciate it if you would allow me a piece of your action if the egg consents to get down in Derby City.

the Beard

Jeff · Oct 10, 2006

freddy the beard said:
Jay, considering he knocked my Bank on Brother T-shirt so badly, I would appreciate it if you would allow me a piece of your action if the egg consents to get down in Derby City.

the Beard

I think the only bets we'll get out of this is if we wager on the type of excuses he'll give to not play.

Jeff · Oct 10, 2006

1 to 3 As a Buddhist, he can't gamble

1 to 2 He has other commitments during the time of the Derby

1 to 1 His wife won't let him go

20 to 1 He will play

500 to 1 He will play and win

BrooklynJay · Oct 10, 2006

You sure you want to play him? Just one match could take years since he has to wait for his chi and the chi of his cue to come together...then there's the feng shui of the table...the alignment of the stars...dogs and cats living together...peace in the middle east...

Dhakala · Oct 10, 2006

jay helfert said:
Would you like to play some Pool with me? For money? In Derby City?

I would not like to meet you at all, Jay, for pool, for money, in Derby City, in this lifetime or any future lifetime.

Pool is a sacred activity to me. Sharing it with you would be as wrong as inviting the Rev. Fred Phelps to an Iraq veteran's funeral.

1pRoscoe · Oct 10, 2006

Dhakala said:
Pool is a sacred activity to me. That, and I am a no talent assbag that really just comes here to make people think I am smarter than I really am, but am just so full of shit it's beyond rediculous..

I know, Dave, I know.....

Dhakala said:
Sharing it with you would be as wrong as inviting the Rev. Fred Phelps to an Iraq veteran's funeral.

He's not trying to lay down by the fire and make sweet love with you, it's a damn game.....

TATE · Oct 10, 2006

jay helfert said:
Hello David.

It has been established that you play pool for money. How good you are I don't know. Maybe you can tell me.

I was wondering what games you like to play and what stakes you usually play for.

Pool world harken and be put on notice. Ladies, grab your children and hustlers grab your wallets, because Mr. Jay Helfert, gentleman card player, billiard sportsman, and gambler extraordinaire is BAAAACCCCKKKKKKK.

Chris

Fuji-whopper · Oct 10, 2006

Dhakala said:
I would not like to meet you at all, Jay, for pool, for money, in Derby City, in this lifetime or any future lifetime.

Pool is a sacred activity to me. Sharing it with you would be as wrong as inviting the Rev. Fred Phelps to an Iraq veteran's funeral.

That doesn't sound very "Zen-like", it sounds downright rude. As a person that is studying the principles of Zen on a casual level, even I wouldn't say something like that.

Sore_Aintya · Oct 10, 2006

BrooklynJay said:
You sure you want to play him? Just one match could take years since he has to wait for his chi and the chi of his cue to come together...then there's the feng shui of the table...the alignment of the stars...dogs and cats living together...peace in the middle east...

I thought his "Chi" came naturally since he pisses on his tips...

Island Drive · Oct 10, 2006

freddy the beard said:
Jay, considering he knocked my Bank on Brother T-shirt so badly, I would appreciate it if you would allow me a piece of your action if the egg consents to get down in Derby City.

the Beard

I think the only enjoyment out of this will be got on the recieving end, he's getting the attention he needs as his behavior has shown why he needs more.

PROG8R · Oct 10, 2006

Speaking from experience I would have to go with..

Jeff said:
1 to 3 As a Buddhist, he can't gamble

1 to 2 He has other commitments during the time of the Derby

1 to 1 His wife won't let him go

20 to 1 He will play

500 to 1 He will play and win

1 to 1 His wife won't let him go

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