"That's a Moori"
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"That's a Moori" - 09-15-2006, 02:33 PM

I've decided to chill on humoring table climbers and have decided to write a tune to promote the greatest cue tip in the world.

Many of have heard the lyrics, "When the moon hit's the sky like a warm pizza pie,That's amore."

Feel free to download Dean Martins song called "That's Amore" and sing it along to the lyrics I've substitituted below.This one sings out quite nicely.
RJ

THAT’S A MOORI

In Aye-Zee-Bee, where Howerton’s king
When shark meets fish, here’s what they say

When your tip hits the ball and you’re makin em all
that’s a Moori
When your stroke starts to shine and your fish does ah whine
that's a Moori

Cash they bring, ding a ling aling, ding aling a lings
And you'll sing Fishy fella
Fish will pay, yippie, yippie yeah, love it when they pay
Make em pay sharkie fella

When the cash makes you drool, when you crush some poor fool
that’s a Moori
When they whine down the street, snap their cheap Sneaky Pete
You're in love

When they leave in a steam and you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Aye-Zee- Bee
That's a Moori

When your tip spins the ball, and ah other tips stall
That's a Moori
(That's a Moori)
When you’re shooting divine, with the best tip design
That's a Moori
(That's a Moori)

Cash they bring, ding a ling aling, ding aling a lings
And you'll sing Fishy fella
(fishy-fell, fishy- fella)
Fish will pay, yippie yippie yeah, love it when they pay
Make em pay sharkie fella
(lucky fella)

When you’re shooting ah pool, use the tip that does rule
that's a Moori
(that’s a Moori)
When they swear down the street, with a shroud of defeat
You're in love

When they leave, in a steam, but you know your not dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Aye-Zee- Bee
That's a Moori
(A Moori)
That's a Moori

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09-15-2006, 03:30 PM

quality! nice one!

and i've been thinking as well over the last few days to perhaps get a moori tip, and now i've made my mind up with that song!




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