Where is that gorilla vs human fighting thread from a few years back? Maybe dig it up and post this in it
A wrestling bear came to town. Three or four of the mightiest pro wrestlers showed up to watch the amateurs try their luck with the bear. The crowd tried to get the wrestlers in the ring with the bear. None was that silly, they had reputations to protect!
Hu
A Chimp has 3x the strength of an Olympic Weight lifter- A bear is probably more like 15x. They dont even have any technique to take their prey like a cat who will bite you in the neck and spine-they dont need any-They just maul you and take bites and swipes everywhere and soon you are done.
A wrestling bear came to town. Three or four of the mightiest pro wrestlers showed up to watch the amateurs try their luck with the bear. The crowd tried to get the wrestlers in the ring with the bear. None was that silly, they had reputations to protect!
Hu
A Chimp has 3x the strength of an Olympic Weight lifter- A bear is probably more like 15x. They dont even have any technique to take their prey like a cat who will bite you in the neck and spine-they dont need any-They just maul you and take bites and swipes everywhere and soon you are done.
Wait, aren't they Catholic...?And they sh#t in the woods