Worst Pool Movie EVER!

DJSTEVEZ

DJSTEVEZ

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"Virgin Pockets" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIutVllgDiM

It's so horrible, that while it's completely unwatchable, like a trainwreck, it's tough to tun away, LOL. You just keep saying to yourself "this can't possibly get any worse", but, "it's like a nightmare" and does get worse & worse.

Some OK T&A, but not worth the insult to your intelligence.
 
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Brags

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I have to nominate Pool hall junkies. While Virgin pockets had potential as a low budget porn flick...judging by the trailer it is a terrible movie. Pool hall junkies had Christopher Walkin, Chaz Palminteri...and the kid from silver spoons. The bar would have to be set higher.
 
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Danimal

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DJSTEVEZ said:
"Virgin Pockets" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIutVllgDiM

It's so horrible, that while it's completely unwatchable, like a trainwreck, it's tough to tun away, LOL. You just keep saying to yourself "this can't possibly get any worse", but, "it's like a nightmare" and does get worse & worse.

Some OK T&A, but not worth the insult to your intelligence.
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I watched the whole trailer, and didn't think it was that bad.

Oh wait...you're supposed to watch it with the sound on?
 
BC21

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Wow. Women, gambling, and pool tables. If the acting and dialogue were better, it would be a hit. It looks and sounds low budget, of course, but so was "Chalk", and it was a decent movie.
 
jasonlaus

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Thats some nasty skank meth b!+@#%$. Hope you guys dont seriously find this attractive.
Jason


Where are they now? Thats easy, on the street s#%^&$÷ d/%# for $5 a go, or dead
 
boogeyman

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DJSTEVEZ said:
"Virgin Pockets" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIutVllgDiM

It's so horrible, that while it's completely unwatchable, like a trainwreck, it's tough to tun away, LOL. You just keep saying to yourself "this can't possibly get any worse", but, "it's like a nightmare" and does get worse & worse.

Some OK T&A, but not worth the insult to your intelligence.
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I always give kudos to those who create art; no matter the outcome.
BUT, the acting is horrible! It's horrific if that can be spotted in a trailer.
If people can't even be themselves in front of the camera, how the hell do you expect them to "act."
 
Straightpool_99

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Why are there so many TERRIBLE pool movies?

I haven't seen 9-ball the movie, and I likely never will as I'd never pay as much as 5 cents after watching the trailer! It's lika an APA commercial!

Then there is "Stickmen", "Kiss Shot", "Baltimore Bullet" (I'm sorry but it's terrible), "Poolhall junkies", "Shooting Gallery"....Etc, etc..

You know, you could make a KILLER movie about Earl Strickland. It would be gritty, dark, but also inspirational. A rags-to riches-to rags story. You could get some really awesome lines from just listening to Earl talk for a few hours. Have a method actor following him around. He wouldn't have to imitate him 100% either...rather use his own interpretation. Of course they could take some liberties with history as well. Get someone who can really act to play Earl and a knockout supporting female actor, and baby you've got a movie! There could be all sorts of characters in it, crazy situations but it could still actually be realistic, not over the top like other pool movies...Frankly, I can't believe nobody has made it yet! The great thing is, it wouldn't really need a big budget. Real actors and decent camerawork is all it would take. You allready have a guy that can perform any of the crazy pool shots needed.
 
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BassMasterK

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DJSTEVEZ said:
"Virgin Pockets" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIutVllgDiM

It's so horrible, that while it's completely unwatchable, like a trainwreck, it's tough to tun away, LOL. You just keep saying to yourself "this can't possibly get any worse", but, "it's like a nightmare" and does get worse & worse.

Some OK T&A, but not worth the insult to your intelligence.
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Anyone with Amazon prime can watch it in HD for free. I should say "try to watch it" because I couldn't make it through it. Only pool movie I couldn't finish. My wife walked in during it and asked if I was watching really bad porn. Yes, it is that bad.
 
Straightpool_99

Straightpool_99

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Hey!

I found another movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wRduuoVApU

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Toilet humour and mexican wrestlers, half naked latinas, this movie has it all! The sad part is, without having watched it, I bet it's better than half the pool movies that are more known...I'm only sorry my Spanish is bad. Well, time to brush up on it, I guess.
 
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DJSTEVEZ said:
"Virgin Pockets" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIutVllgDiM

It's so horrible, that while it's completely unwatchable, like a trainwreck, it's tough to tun away, LOL. You just keep saying to yourself "this can't possibly get any worse", but, "it's like a nightmare" and does get worse & worse.

Some OK T&A, but not worth the insult to your intelligence.
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Wow, that was very painful just to get through the 2 and a half minute preview, lol. When people talk about bad acting, they just do not understand just how bad the acting can get in movies, until they watch something like this. The pool in the movie was very laughable too. Just horrible. I am amazed that movies like that (that bad) can even get financed. Probably did not cost much to make anyway though (very low budget).
 
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