I remember a buddy of mine told me he took a couple black beauties before he was going to play somebody. Said he was in the bathroom crapping his brains out for about 2 hours and lost quickly... No wonder
I had no idea they were that big
That wasnt caused by the black beauties, that was the manitol used to cut the other stuff. :thumbup:
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day when the teacher explains to the class a new game they will play every Friday for the rest of the school year. On Friday afternoons, the teacher told the class, she will ask a question, and the first student to answer it correctly gets to take off school Monday, giving them a 3 day weekend. The kids cheered.
Friday comes around, and the teacher asks the class, "How many grains of sand are there in the Sahara desert?"
The students sit there silently, then a few throw out some guesses. But of course no one can answer this question.
The next Friday comes and the teacher asks, "How many gallons of water are in the Pacific ocean?"
Same thing as last week, and now Little Johnny is pissed because he sees the game is a ruse.
The following Friday, right before the teacher is about to ask the question, little Johnny pulls a 1 lbs coffee can full of black marbles from his back pack. He dumps them on the floor, and they go bouncing, rolling, and ricocheting all about.
The teacher stands up in a fit of anger and yells, "Who is the comedian with the black balls?"
Little Johnny stands up, grabs his stuff as he heads towards the door and answers, "Richard Pryor, see ya Tuesday!" :thumbup: