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>>>> Infrequently
>>>> An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time.
>>>> They decide it’s finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they go out to dinner and talk about how their marriage might work.
>>>> They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on.
>>>> Finally, the man broaches the subject of their physical relationship.
>>>> “How do you feel about sex?” he asks, rather tentatively.
>>>> “I would like it infrequently,” replies the old lady.
>>>> The old gentleman sits quietly for a moment, adjusts his glasses, leans over towards her and whispers: “Is that one word or two?”