>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Square
>>>> Testicles
>>>>
>>>> This is a
>>>> joke that is supposed to bring you the luck of the
>>>> Irish.
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> An elderly woman
>>>> walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one
>>>> morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
>>>> and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said,
>>>> she had a lot of money.
>>>>
>>>> After many
>>>> lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee
>>>> took the elderly woman to the president's
>>>> office.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed
>>>> her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
>>>> The
>>>> president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much
>>>> money . The elderly woman replied that she made
>>>> bets.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of
>>>> bets?'
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are
>>>> square.'
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to
>>>> win a bet like that.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The woman never batted
>>>> an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take
>>>> my bet?'
>>>>
>>>> 'Certainly',
>>>> replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not
>>>> square.'
>>>>
>>>> 'Done', the
>>>> elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you
>>>> don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with
>>>> my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank
>>>> confidently.
>>>>
>>>> That night,
>>>> the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in
>>>> front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and
>>>> that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one
>>>> could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there
>>>> was no way he could lose the bet.
>>>>
>>>> The next
>>>> morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's
>>>> office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day
>>>> before
>>>> that the president's testicles were square.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day
>>>> before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that
>>>> she and her lawyer could see clearly.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president was happy to oblige.
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman came closer so she could see better and
>>>> asked the
>>>> president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given
>>>> the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
>>>> sure.'
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the
>>>> lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman
>>>> why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet
>>>> him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
>>>> balls of the President of the Royal Bank of
>>>> Ireland.'
>>>>
>>>> The origin
>>>> of this Irish story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it
>>>> is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be
>>>> unlucky.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Do not keep
>>>> this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your
>>>> friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in
>>>> the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck
>>>> during the four days.
>>>>
>>>> Even if all
>>>> you do is make someone laugh, send it on!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> * * * * * * * * *
>>>> If you send this page
>>>> to more than 5 people, you will have good luck for the next 5
>>>> years
>>>>
>>>> in addition
>>>> to the luck you will have within the next 4
>>>> days.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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