Funny pic/gif thread...

voiceofreason

AzB Silver Member
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Blue Hog ridr

World Famous Fisherman.
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Need any help there. I'm a good volunteer, ya know.

When I rode in the Motor Drome, the Riders resting place between shows was close to under the entrance stairs.

The Owner finally got pissed at us and put up a tarp under the stairs so we could no longer look up. So many Leetle Thongs, So Leetle Time. And many with nuttin on at all. Shame on you little girls, for being such brazen little Hussies.

It was one of the job perks until he messed with it. Altho, admittedly, it is a tad difficult to ride a motorcycle on the side of a wall with half a bone going on and your mind on other things. Maybe he was just worried about our personal safety. Nah, he was just a Dick.
 
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DRW

AzB Silver Member
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Square
>>>> Testicles
>>>>
>>>> This is a
>>>> joke that is supposed to bring you the luck of the
>>>> Irish.
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> An elderly woman
>>>> walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one
>>>> morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
>>>> and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said,
>>>> she had a lot of money.
>>>>
>>>> After many
>>>> lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee
>>>> took the elderly woman to the president's
>>>> office.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed
>>>> her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
>>>> The
>>>> president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much
>>>> money . The elderly woman replied that she made
>>>> bets.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of
>>>> bets?'
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are
>>>> square.'
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to
>>>> win a bet like that.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The woman never batted
>>>> an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take
>>>> my bet?'
>>>>
>>>> 'Certainly',
>>>> replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not
>>>> square.'
>>>>
>>>> 'Done', the
>>>> elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you
>>>> don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with
>>>> my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank
>>>> confidently.
>>>>
>>>> That night,
>>>> the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in
>>>> front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and
>>>> that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one
>>>> could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there
>>>> was no way he could lose the bet.
>>>>
>>>> The next
>>>> morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's
>>>> office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day
>>>> before
>>>> that the president's testicles were square.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day
>>>> before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that
>>>> she and her lawyer could see clearly.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president was happy to oblige.
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman came closer so she could see better and
>>>> asked the
>>>> president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given
>>>> the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
>>>> sure.'
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the
>>>> lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman
>>>> why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet
>>>> him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
>>>> balls of the President of the Royal Bank of
>>>> Ireland.'
>>>>
>>>> The origin
>>>> of this Irish story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it
>>>> is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be
>>>> unlucky.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Do not keep
>>>> this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your
>>>> friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in
>>>> the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck
>>>> during the four days.
>>>>
>>>> Even if all
>>>> you do is make someone laugh, send it on!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> * * * * * * * * *
>>>> If you send this page
>>>> to more than 5 people, you will have good luck for the next 5
>>>> years
>>>>
>>>> in addition
>>>> to the luck you will have within the next 4
>>>> days.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> =
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
 

2v12

Task Force 116
Silver Member
A sign of the times?

Go to Amazon.com.

Type the letter "d" in the search box at the top of the page after being sure that the search focus is set to "All".

Notice the list of items that Amazon suggests you may be looking for.

Ponder.
 

iusedtoberich

AzB Silver Member
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I'd have to check with my appliance expert to be sure, but that piece is supposed to shut off if the door opens while it is running.

I can't believe it did not shut off very early in the video. I wonder if he hard wired the motor right to the line, and bypassed all of the washing machine's circuitry entirely.
 

stutz

did you call that?
Silver Member
Go to Amazon.com.

Type the letter "d" in the search box at the top of the page after being sure that the search focus is set to "All".

Notice the list of items that Amazon suggests you may be looking for.

Ponder.

didn't expect that LOL
 

Black-Balled

AzB Silver Member
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I can't believe it did not shut off very early in the video. I wonder if he hard wired the motor right to the line, and bypassed all of the washing machine's circuitry entirely.

My expert said that video been around so long, when ti was new, the Dead Sea waren't even sick...and yes, the machine was modified to bypass all safety features.
 
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