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Funny pic/gif thread...
- Thread starter dfweyer
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Hard friend zone
A Friend of mine, Billy Broad used to Flat Track when it was big around our parts.
He used to have it rebuilt every year by a guy in Texas. One day, he put the Triumph thru
a chain link fence on a curve, at a very high speed. He has a long scar down his one shin to prove it.
I had a single cylinder Bultaco Flat Tracker. Single cylinder and it had almost the same hp as a 750 Honda 4 cylinder. So wasn't difficult to crack it in a corner and hot foot it.
The truth shall set you free.
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith
about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her,
'Every day after your shower, rub your chest
and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies,
I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific
D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't
recite the little rhyme, she stoodup in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies,
I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked,
'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?'
'Yes I am... How did you know?'
He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock"!
about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her,
'Every day after your shower, rub your chest
and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies,
I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific
D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't
recite the little rhyme, she stoodup in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies,
I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked,
'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?'
'Yes I am... How did you know?'
He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock"!
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Please don't shoot the messenger, I didn't take the photo.
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