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11-04-2019, 02:51 PM

It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.
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11-05-2019, 01:49 AM

I asked my wife to tell me something that would make me feel happy and make me feel sad at the same time. She told me I had the biggest dick compared to all of my friends.


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11-07-2019, 11:18 AM

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11-13-2019, 02:46 PM

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
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11-13-2019, 03:38 PM

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11-13-2019, 03:54 PM

A man comes home from work and the wife is in a nighty at the door and says, "Honey, why don't you run to the store and pick up some of those pills that make you hard like you used to be." He quietly leaves and returns an hour later. Walks into the bedroom and the wife is on the bed completely naked. He tosses her a box of pills. She says, "what is this? "

He replies, "Diet pills."


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11-14-2019, 07:33 AM

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.


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12-05-2019, 08:00 AM

Justice is a dish best served cold because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay. He woke up.

i bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.


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