When you steal your kids Halloween candy and try to trade it in at the hall for table time.
When you make little candy bags for All Hallows Eve and each one contains a cube of Elk Master Blue.
When you dress up on Halloween as a Hustler with a pool cue to take your kids out for treats. Someone takes you aside and hands you a twenty and says good luck, I hope you find a job soon.
When you dress up as a clown on Halloween and someone asks you if your name is Bruce.
One Christmas, my biggest priority was finding pool ball tree ornaments.
I told my wife that a minimum of 2 presents had to billiard related.
After you open your presents on Christmas morn, you start thinking about how sad it is that the hall isn't open on Christmas Day. Then, your only consolation is that its open on Boxing day. Yayyyyyyyyyy! One more sleeps till Boxing day.
You can't wait to wear or try our your billiard related presents at the hall. I got a Bobble Ball one year. It never saw the inside of the hall.
You only attend parties where the host owns a pool table.
Your vacation plans center around which hotels have a pool table.
You take your cues with you on holidays. Like me.
Your daughter gets married and you take your cue to the reception, hoping that you can sneak out for a bit and play a few games in the rec room of the hotel.
You disappear as does half the other male guests. You arrange a small mini tournament to help defer the cost of the wedding.
Your daughter starts looking for your new son in law. He missed the first dance.
You get divorced shortly there after. As in, 10 minutes after you get home from the reception, which is 5 hrs after the wife got home. The wife got half the house and 20 pool cues as part of the settlement.
When yer married and come home late. The wife doesn't look for lip stick stains on your collar, rather, chalk stains on your hands and pants.
When yer getting a little trim on the side and you keep a cube of master blue in the car to put chalk stains on your pants and hands.
When your wife gets you a box of Master Green for Christmas and you still come home with Blue chalk stains.
You get divorced shortly there after. Your new ex wife got half the house and ten pool cues.
When you make little candy bags for All Hallows Eve and each one contains a cube of Elk Master Blue.
When you dress up on Halloween as a Hustler with a pool cue to take your kids out for treats. Someone takes you aside and hands you a twenty and says good luck, I hope you find a job soon.
When you dress up as a clown on Halloween and someone asks you if your name is Bruce.
One Christmas, my biggest priority was finding pool ball tree ornaments.
I told my wife that a minimum of 2 presents had to billiard related.
After you open your presents on Christmas morn, you start thinking about how sad it is that the hall isn't open on Christmas Day. Then, your only consolation is that its open on Boxing day. Yayyyyyyyyyy! One more sleeps till Boxing day.
You can't wait to wear or try our your billiard related presents at the hall. I got a Bobble Ball one year. It never saw the inside of the hall.
You only attend parties where the host owns a pool table.
Your vacation plans center around which hotels have a pool table.
You take your cues with you on holidays. Like me.
Your daughter gets married and you take your cue to the reception, hoping that you can sneak out for a bit and play a few games in the rec room of the hotel.
You disappear as does half the other male guests. You arrange a small mini tournament to help defer the cost of the wedding.
Your daughter starts looking for your new son in law. He missed the first dance.
You get divorced shortly there after. As in, 10 minutes after you get home from the reception, which is 5 hrs after the wife got home. The wife got half the house and 20 pool cues as part of the settlement.
When yer married and come home late. The wife doesn't look for lip stick stains on your collar, rather, chalk stains on your hands and pants.
When yer getting a little trim on the side and you keep a cube of master blue in the car to put chalk stains on your pants and hands.
When your wife gets you a box of Master Green for Christmas and you still come home with Blue chalk stains.
You get divorced shortly there after. Your new ex wife got half the house and ten pool cues.
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