The newest the bested the most spectularous pool cue ever

desi2960 · Mar 6, 2018

I have instructed my attorney to buy the patent rights to the cue pictured. When he does I will begin production.
The cue will play so great you will never have to practice, just take the cue, go to pool hall and win all the cash.
The cue will have a 38 inch pro taper, thus reducing air drag by .00000346 percent and making your break like the sound of thunder. Your stroke will be so smooth you will get 89 percent more English on The ball and only have to hit 1/83 as hard as normal. The shaft will be made using upsadaisyium, the lightest and strongest material know to man.
Cost $2999.98

Results will vary

Koop · Mar 6, 2018

Cool thread. Thanks for sharing!

july9x · Mar 6, 2018

desi2960 said:
I have instructed my attorney to buy the patent rights to the cue pictured. When he does I will begin production.
The cue will play so great you will never have to practice, just take the cue, go to pool hall and win all the cash.
The cue will have a 38 inch pro taper, thus reducing air drag by .00000346 percent and making your break like the sound of thunder. Your stroke will be so smooth you will get 89 percent more English on The ball and only have to hit 1/83 as hard as normal. The shaft will be made using upsadaisyium, the lightest and strongest material know to man.
Cost $2999.98

Results will vary

Cool, where can I buy that screw driver?

pwd72s · Mar 6, 2018

july9x said:
Cool, where can I buy that screw driver?

It's an extra cost option. $699.93

hang-the-9 · Mar 6, 2018

My proctologist has something very similar in his office. The end he uses depends on how much he likes you.

10-1 Earl will be using this in a week.

It actually has a similar taper to his shafts, if anyone has seen them, they have the same taper for most of the length, must go back 20" if not more vs the normal "pro" taper that get thicker after about 12".

Johnnyt · Mar 6, 2018

Must be that "Silver Bullet Cue" I heard was coming out soon. Johnnyt

alphadog · Mar 6, 2018

desi2960 said:
I have instructed my attorney to buy the patent rights to the cue pictured. When he does I will begin production.
The cue will play so great you will never have to practice, just take the cue, go to pool hall and win all the cash.
The cue will have a 38 inch pro taper, thus reducing air drag by .00000346 percent and making your break like the sound of thunder. Your stroke will be so smooth you will get 89 percent more English on The ball and only have to hit 1/83 as hard as normal. The shaft will be made using upsadaisyium, the lightest and strongest material know to man.
Cost $2999.98

Results will vary

Brace yourself the lowball offers are coming:angry:

Johnny Rosato · Mar 6, 2018

How much extry fer 1 with no rubber on the bottom?

Chopdoc · Mar 6, 2018

desi2960 said:
The shaft will be made using upsadaisyium, the lightest and strongest material know to man.
Cost $2999.98

Results will vary

Unobtanium alloy ferrules have lower deflection.

What is your ferrule material?

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Joe_Jaguar · Mar 6, 2018

Will it hit like a Monster?

achurchSLC · Mar 6, 2018

I really hope you have a low deflection option to up some of those stats.

SpinDoctor · Mar 6, 2018

Do you have one that will match Earl's ass weights, falconry glove, finger extensions and bee keeper outfit?

Black-Balled · Mar 6, 2018

Endorsed by Luther Hopsconi.

pt109 · Mar 6, 2018

Chopdoc said:
Unobtanium alloy ferrules have lower deflection.

What is your ferrule material?

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How come?

The root word for ferrule is the Latin ferrum....which means iron.
...so how come I’ve never seen an iron ferrule?

JoeyInCali · Mar 6, 2018

I think someone forgot to lock the crossfeed when cutting.
Been there, done that.

GoldCrown · Mar 6, 2018

Looks “Sneakie”

Chopdoc · Mar 6, 2018

pt109 said:
How come?

The root word for ferrule is the Latin ferrum....which means iron.
...so how come I’ve never seen an iron ferrule?

Just look around.

You will not see one on pool cues or golf clubs...but certainly other things...and historically probably lots, for example a 17th-century English pike would likely have an iron ferrule.

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pt109 · Mar 6, 2018

Chopdoc said:
Just look around.

You will not see one on pool cues or golf clubs...but certainly other things...and historically probably lots, for example a 17th-century English pike would likely have an iron ferrule.

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Sooo, if I gamble with a guy who has an iron ferrule, he might be a piker?

greyghost · Mar 6, 2018

pt109 said:
How come?

The root word for ferrule is the Latin ferrum....which means iron.

...so how come I’ve never seen an iron ferrule?

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desi2960 · Mar 6, 2018

The photos

Are from a 1960's pool cue fiberglass shaft and a wood handle I bought a set 4 of them on ebay they were made by
Flex-craft Inc
Honesdale, pa

And are marked
Guaranteed fiberglass

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