After careful deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that my posts should have more heft, more gravitas, so:
Last week's 8-ball tournement at the Bankit Inn, lot at stake, first prize a Bankit Inn t-shirt, free entry next week, and an autographed copy of Kevin T's new book "Natural Cure for Your Ailing Stroke", playing a 4, who ought to be at least a 6!!!, and I only need to make 1 stripe and the 8 to reach the finals, but I'm faced with a problem, if I make the stripe in the side and stop, I'm left with a 2 (or 3!) foot straight in on the 8, who wants that?, but if I fire the stripe in warp speed and come around 3 rails, I have to come through the wet spot (spilled beer!), so I suck it up and go for the gold - the 3 rail shape play, get stuck in the beer and hooked from the 8!!! I kick at the 8 and scratch in the side. If I could tie a knot I would just hang myself. Any advice?
Sure. Make certain the rope is strong enough to hold your weight, take the bitter end and......
I've developed what I modestly consider THE foolproof aiming system. First, position yourself so you are standing at your aim position for NO english; now, if you need inside english, find your perfect aim point by walking around the table (16 steps) 3 times but (here's the genius) taking 1/8 to 1/4 of an inch off your normal step. If you need outside english, take the 3 trips using 1/8 to 1/4 inch LONGER strides; could it be any easier? I know what you're thinking: what if I got a 6-pack in me and walking funny, system won't work then. Wrong, Bud-breath. As an alternate method, simply tie 14-gauge fishing line to your joint screw (10-gauge if you have a 3/8-10 joint screw) and.......
Last week's 8-ball tournement at the Bankit Inn, lot at stake, first prize a Bankit Inn t-shirt, free entry next week, and an autographed copy of Kevin T's new book "Natural Cure for Your Ailing Stroke", playing a 4, who ought to be at least a 6!!!, and I only need to make 1 stripe and the 8 to reach the finals, but I'm faced with a problem, if I make the stripe in the side and stop, I'm left with a 2 (or 3!) foot straight in on the 8, who wants that?, but if I fire the stripe in warp speed and come around 3 rails, I have to come through the wet spot (spilled beer!), so I suck it up and go for the gold - the 3 rail shape play, get stuck in the beer and hooked from the 8!!! I kick at the 8 and scratch in the side. If I could tie a knot I would just hang myself. Any advice?
Sure. Make certain the rope is strong enough to hold your weight, take the bitter end and......
I've developed what I modestly consider THE foolproof aiming system. First, position yourself so you are standing at your aim position for NO english; now, if you need inside english, find your perfect aim point by walking around the table (16 steps) 3 times but (here's the genius) taking 1/8 to 1/4 of an inch off your normal step. If you need outside english, take the 3 trips using 1/8 to 1/4 inch LONGER strides; could it be any easier? I know what you're thinking: what if I got a 6-pack in me and walking funny, system won't work then. Wrong, Bud-breath. As an alternate method, simply tie 14-gauge fishing line to your joint screw (10-gauge if you have a 3/8-10 joint screw) and.......
