I'll go ahead and take it .......
Please send me the cue in advance, along with a Steve Klapp 5 pointer and a postage paid box that will allow me to ship it to New Zealand. In addition a picture of you holding a sign saying "I'm a scammer" and a dozen roses should be included in the box.
Once I have this in hand, I'll be more than pleased to send you a check for the full amount plus $5,0000 (!) drawn on my bank in Nigeria.
Did I mention that I have $64,000,000 more waiting to purchase cues from you? Send me an e-mail directly to you'reascammerandapedophile@gmail.com and let's do some business!