What's your favorite quote by a billiards player?

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Magyar19

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I have a new one after just listening to the Earl/Efren 9-ball set at Steinway. Tony Robles was commentating and said one time Earl looked at him dead in the eye and said completely serious "I've never missed a shot that was my fault. It's always the table, the balls, or the equipment." :grin:
 
jay helfert

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Magyar19 said:
I have a new one after just listening to the Earl/Efren 9-ball set at Steinway. Tony Robles was commentating and said one time Earl looked at him dead in the eye and said completely serious "I've never missed a shot that was my fault. It's always the table, the balls, or the equipment." :grin:
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Insanity is not a pretty thing. :sorry:
 
PoolBum

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"Irv crane would've been the only guy to notice the horse under Lady Godiva."

-Minnesota Fats
 
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number13cfan

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When ever I would "freeze" my opponents ball to the bottom cushion, I would ask them, "Do you need the bridge?"

Number13cfan
 
Player Rick

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Not really a quote from a player, but an actor playing the part of a player. In the movie "The Baltimore Bullet", James Coburn turns to his protege (Bruce Boxleitner ), and tells him, "Son, I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know".

I've always wanted to say that to someone. Maybe one day.
 
r9ball

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Buddy Hall - as most know loved to go feeshing- "Let's have a feeshing ring game, dollar on the first feesh, dollar on the most feesh and a dollar on the biggest feesh"

Buddy Hall - "Why play position when you already got it"

Jose Parica to Whitey Walker - "Whitey, if I can't beat you giving up the 6 then I'll start selling newspapers"

Wide World of Sports (I think) match many moons ago ----- Mosconi says something about the ball rolling,... Fats replies, "The ball is round Willie, it has to roll."

George Ashby - "The suns out, its 75 degrees, it's a great day to play billiards."
 
trinacria

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there was a good one with john schidt, someone finish it if you know it
"I used to play my own but it gave me ulcers'' or something like that. sry I dont remember it right now but i found it funny st the time
 
BWColeman

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Kid Delicious

Danny Basavich to the Rail after Earl Strickland,s constant complaining about Basavich's Slow Play

" Would someone Tell Earl to Slow Down all his fast playing is messing with My rythym"
 
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"If it doesn't go here, it goes there" What FATS said during a 9 ball match when he played a long bank back to the corner pocket, but it ended up hitting the end rail and back up to the other end in the corner pocket.
 
Redneck Jim

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I can't remember who said it, but someone referring to Earl, said "He's crazy as a sprayed roach."
 
macguy

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"If you painted his heart white you could not find it in a salt shaker".
 
macguy

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Player Rick said:
Not really a quote from a player, but an actor playing the part of a player. In the movie "The Baltimore Bullet", James Coburn turns to his protege (Bruce Boxleitner ), and tells him, "Son, I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know".

I've always wanted to say that to someone. Maybe one day.
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I think that was originally said by Walter Brennan in an old western.
 
macguy

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While sitting in the pool room watching Miami Vice someone comments on Crockett's Ferrari as being really cool. One of the pool players sitting there looks up and after a few seconds says "Nice car but it ain't no good, you can't sleep in it"
 
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