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09-23-2019, 06:15 AM

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100k with a bang!
Oh it made a bang.

Poor woman in the house thought I died. LOL.

The antenna went right for the BBQ.

I think it was pointing the way for me.


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09-23-2019, 06:19 AM

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Scary stuff, sev.

So glad we can have a chuckle, but damn...that could have been a horrible event.
True.
Feel better than I though I would.

My humor was at full strength after that.

I had the woman and her mother laughing so hard they were almost in tears.


Of course my only thoughts at the time were. Uh OH and "Figures the pole is going for the house. More repair work."



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09-23-2019, 06:20 AM

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when i heard tales of 'telephone pole' sev, i was guessing something very different from this.
  
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09-23-2019, 06:23 AM

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C'mon Sev admit it! You say you jumped, but we know you rode that pole part of the way down. Even though you rode the pole, We won't judge you.
Upon reflection.

I do believe it was the pole I had between my legs.

So lets just say I have had more wood than you ever dreamed of.


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09-23-2019, 06:23 AM

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Glad to hear all is well.



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09-23-2019, 06:24 AM

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Great story. Welcome back.
Everybody either wanted something special.


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09-23-2019, 06:26 AM

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Glad you are better at posting than a Darwin award ending.

An ending without a 100,000 th post. Never.

Catlike reflexes? Yep. At the moment of truth, it is all reflex.

Falling and mending are not for the old.

Did the antenna survive? Be sure to place a plack at the base
when it is installed. I am sure you can hire it done with all you
have saved.
I was just as happy nobody had their phone rolling.

I was actually getting ready to take a photo of how safe my ladder setup was.

Then the damn pole snapped.

It is true. You can never be to safe. LOL


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09-23-2019, 06:27 AM

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What do you get when you cross a Rooster with a telephone pole?
Well this should be good.

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with a telephone pole?


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09-23-2019, 06:29 AM

Dude, all this could have been ours.



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If he mentions Magic Chalk in his 100,000th post, he gets a DOZEN boxes of chalk.
I even memed you about it here.

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09-23-2019, 06:29 AM

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Hopefully you are just scraped, bent, and bruised. If so, sounds like you might have gotten off light compared to what could have been. To a cousin's lasting embarrassment he broke his leg on a scaffold. Worse than that when he told the honest story, a board across two five gallon buckets to paint a carport ceiling!

"Stuff happens!" Either stay safe or be sure it is videoed so you can be a youtube star. We can all say we knew you when ...

Congratulations on reaching 100,000 posts, now work on the next landmark!

Hu
Thanks Hu.

All appears to be well.

I thought I might have had a puncture wound at first due to swelling.
Appears to be just a scrape.


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09-23-2019, 06:38 AM

Jeez Sev, you almost were poleaxed. To leave this world short of 100K posts would be a fate worse than death.
  
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09-23-2019, 06:40 AM

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Happy belated birthday!!!

Running out to get some bacon shortly.

Slept in this morning.

Not sure why.
Speaking of bacon. Saw a way to cook bacon I have never seen just yesterday. I was watching Sam the Cooking Guy on YouTube. He dips the bacon in flour and cooks it on a mesh rack in the oven. That sounds like a great idea, going out to get a mesh rack for my sheet pan today, need one anyway.


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09-23-2019, 06:41 AM

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Well this should be good.

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with a telephone pole?

A 40 foot cock that's trying too reach out and touch someone.


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09-23-2019, 07:10 AM

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Dude, all this could have been ours.





I even memed you about it here.

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OH DAMN.

It was a near death experience after all.


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09-23-2019, 07:52 AM

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Happy belated birthday!!!

Running out to get some bacon shortly.

Slept in this morning.

Not sure why
.
Because you could, of course.


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