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11-07-2019, 11:10 AM

I can't keep the local pool groupies away, my girl knows this and comes with me everywhere I go. Are your good enough to beat the top local league players? Better looking than all of them? And drive a better car?...attention is easy after that. I met my East L.A. gf who doesn't give a F about jail while shooting on a bar box. She didn't know sh#t about pool, she just knew people liked to watch me. She gets crazy if any female of relevant compatibility get too close. All that to say, my advice is get drunk and sleep with a larger gal with a pretty face at a bar you don't intend to hang out at all the time. That will give you confidence to climb the bar fly ladder (LIke Motel 6, its all the same when the lights go out.)
  
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11-07-2019, 01:01 PM

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11-07-2019, 01:05 PM

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11-07-2019, 01:33 PM

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First in the funny pic/gif thread with other users posts. Now your just doubling on yourself!!
Lol... tell me about it... I tried to delete that ish for like 10 minutes too


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11-07-2019, 03:45 PM

I met one, actually 2,
number two was for just one night. We had never met prior. Playing partners eight ball with her she asked if I would like to "get" together that night. of course I did. She said if we win the next game we could go to her apartment.
I think I ran it out.

Number one may 9 1981 and counting.

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11-07-2019, 04:09 PM

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I met one, actually 2,
number two was for just one night. We had never met prior. Playing partners eight ball with her she asked if I would like to "get" together that night. of course I did. She said if we win the next game we could go to her apartment.
I think I ran it out.

Number one may 9 1981 and counting.

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11-07-2019, 04:21 PM

i have a very nice pool cue for you
in the past i have told stories of how a beautiful cue
attracts members of the opposite gender

all you do is send me $4500 and i send you a mystery cue then the next thing you know wallah

it may attract too many but that has never been your problem before
so you may need to adjust your style,remember you are not the one to be qualified for
future consideration, she is the applicant ,you are the one in charge

you mighta enticed with the stylish cue but now is the time to back off

fanning the flames of desire with the cool breeze of withdrawal


instructions come with the magic cue

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Talking 11-07-2019, 04:42 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum, Im an avid pool player and I never thought Id be writing to you but...


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11-07-2019, 04:44 PM

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i have a very nice pool cue for you
in the past i have told stories of how a beautiful cue
attracts members of the opposite gender

all you do is send me $4500 and i send you a mystery cue then the next thing you know wallah

it may attract too many but that has never been your problem before
so you may need to adjust your style,remember you are not the one to be qualified for
future consideration, she is the applicant ,you are the one in charge

you mighta enticed with the stylish cue but now is the time to back off

fanning the flames of desire with the cool breeze of withdrawal


instructions come with the magic cue
This isn't the magical Draw Cue, is it?


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11-07-2019, 05:11 PM

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This isn't the magical Draw Cue, is it?
This one is the Magic "follow" cue. Hold it, and the ladies follow you.
  
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11-07-2019, 06:07 PM

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This one is the Magic "follow" cue. Hold it, and the ladies follow you.
I've got a stick I hold, but the girls don't follow me.

Maybe I should let them hold it.


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11-07-2019, 06:36 PM

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...it may attract too many but that has never been your problem before so you may need to adjust your style, remember you are not the one to be qualified for future consideration, she is the applicant, you are the one in charge

you might have enticed with the stylish cue but now is the time to back off.

fanning the flames of desire with the cool breeze of withdrawal...

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Dean, you are the polar opposite of the OP. Don't know if he will be interested in your $4500 mystery cue, but this pearl of wisdom is priceless.

Hoping he is paying attention.


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11-07-2019, 07:47 PM

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What are the chances of meeting a single straight female that likes billiards and is interested in starting a relationship?

I am basically deciding if pool is a good way to meet a woman for a relationship.

So far after a few years, it seems the sport is great for hanging out with the guys. But not for meeting the right woman.
Ask yourself this: Why would a woman hang around a pool hall? Once you answer this question, you'll know the answer to your original question.
  
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11-08-2019, 11:03 AM

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Ask yourself this: Why would a woman hang around a pool hall? Once you answer this question, you'll know the answer to your original question.
Because they like to play pool. Besides bars and the internet are the way to go, not random pool halls.
  
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