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06-22-2018, 11:31 PM

It's not a gif, but "bird leaf" above reminded me of a joke:


What's the difference between kinky and perverted?


Kinky is using a feather...
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06-23-2018, 05:38 AM

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It's not a gif, but "bird leaf" above reminded me of a joke:


What's the difference between kinky and perverted?


Kinky is using a feather...
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
When a movie includes a scene of a guy sticking his penis inside a roast chicken, you know there's not much held back. Fix: The Ministry Movie, a documentary snapshot of the band's 1996 tour, is a graphic depiction of life on the road with the industrial heroes, including frontman Al Jourgensen's struggle with heroin


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06-23-2018, 06:46 AM

Uh, waitress, Id like to cancel my order for that chicken dinner...


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06-23-2018, 06:51 AM

that ain't no way to treat a yardbird...


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06-23-2018, 12:29 PM

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I read the guy's bio- al jourgenson- and he was friends with Timothy Leary for a while and al was spiking bushmill bottles with good lsd and living that way for days on end.

He claims a young Tool (band) was backstage and they absconded with his bottle, not knowing it wasn't just liquor.

Years later, they had a bottle delivered to al with a message that it 'wasn't as good as the one they had received, but it was the best they could do'.

Al found out what improvements in chemistry had provided. The spike was like nothing he had ever had.

Al also alleges the til' Tuesday song, 'hush hush' is about him, from when he dated Aimee Mann.

If you read the book and learn of how deep in a substance and alcohol hole he was in, you really can't think he is likely to be aware of anything he experienced more than about 35 sec ago.

He's a whacky conspiracy theory dude and barely coherent these days, but his lyrics are pretty damn snappy and it has a nice beat to hold your honey (down) to.
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06-24-2018, 09:10 AM

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Uh, waitress, Id like to cancel my order for that chicken dinner...
Hold the chicken, make it pea.


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06-24-2018, 07:28 PM

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06-24-2018, 07:29 PM

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06-25-2018, 05:54 AM

Thats just the The Royal Canadian Mounted Police's Drug Sniffing Elk searching for that chronic heading south.



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06-25-2018, 05:55 AM

Communist News Network,
or, Clinton News Network. Same thing.
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