....Can't say I know the point of life either...
Ah well, see you guys tomorrow.
Guy walks into a bar....
He starts drinking, gets all depressed and begins telling the bartender his story. Punctuating it with, "What is the meaning of life?"
The bartender says he can point the guy to someone who can answer that question. He sends the guy down the block to this little hole in the wall joint.
The guy walks in, there is a long bar opposite a wall with 3 doors. On the bar sets a giant glass jar full of cash, he estimates it to be 10s of thousands of dollars.
Behind the bar, is this little old man. So old he probably farts dust. But the guy is sure this was the place he was sent, so he walks inside.
The bartender asks him his business, the guy explains he needs to know the meaning of life before he jumps off a bridge.
The old man says, "I can give you that information, but you need to pass a serious of tasks to prove you are worthy. If you are serious, you need to put a $100 bill into the jar, then I will give you the tasks. Complete them, and the knowledge you seek will be yours, along with the cash."
The guy pulls out a C note, puts it in the jar hesitantly, then looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Im ready!"
The bartender points to the 3 doors, instructing him that each one has a challenge behind them that most men would run from.
The first door he says, "Behind that one, is a punch drunk heavyweight boxer. You have to pick a fight with him, and win! Behind the second door is an alligator with a bad tooth. You have to pull that tooth bare handed. Lastly, behind door number 3 is a 98 year old woman who has never been with a man. You need to satisfy that woman!"
The guy asks for a double bourbon to get his courage up before he begins.
He enters the first room, and you can hear the most violent fist fight imaginable. Grunts, groans, screams. There is even dust falling from the ceiling fan they are bouncing off the walls so hard.
A few minutes later, the guy comes out. His face is battered and bruised, his knuckles bleeding....... But he won.
He enters the second door. The old man stands at the bar smiling as this guy might finally be the one. The door closes, and the most blood curdling screams fill the bar. The noises coming from this room are so loud and scary, the old man is tempted to go help the guy before he gets himself killed.
Just about that time, the door swings open, and the guy comes out.
He is bleeding from cuts and gashes all over, his clothes torn to shreds. He is breathing so heavy it takes him a few minutes to catch his breath.
When he can finally speak again, he asks the bartender, "OK, so where is this old woman with the bad tooth?"
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