I'm sick of these sayings. If I hear them just once more.....

bigshooter

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'Stick' I hate it when people ask 'what kind of stick ya' shootin' with'
I don't use a stick I use a cue, I know cue is short for cue stick but either call is a cue or a cue stick not a 'stick' sticks fall from trees.

Don't hear this much anymore but in the 90's everything was 'on the snap'
when did the break become the snap? I have been known to snap but it has nothing to do with my break.

'sucking back the cue ball' referring to a draw shot, please don't use the words 'suck' and 'ball' in the same sentence in my presence, enough said.
 
crawfish

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Not necessarily a saying, but ANYONE twirling a cue like Tom Cruise. You should automatically have a glass rod inserted into your Johnson and broken, for doing this.
 
Voodoo Daddy

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Gerry said:
hey, cool!...theres voodoo!...where ya been man?!

good to see ya!
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I been here and there. Texas, Michigan and the rest of the lower 48. Back in South Florida where I belong. Hope all is well, as I remember you moved back to PA from Daytona.

Voodoo~~~will not hijack this thread, its too good :grin-square:
 
crawfish

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Voodoo Daddy said:
I been here and there. Texas, Michigan and the rest of the lower 48. Back in South Florida where I belong. Hope all is well, as I remember you moved back to PA from Daytona.

Voodoo~~~will not hijack this thread, its too good :grin-square:
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Why thank you, Vooman. I started out just venting.
 
dabarbr

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"I hate straight in shots". So with ball in hand you're going to put it down for a 90 degree cut?
 
dabarbr

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When they miss position badly and get hooked they point to where the cue ball should have stopped then they say that's not what I wanted. I'm thinking "really?
 
M

maha

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hey crawfish you start out your post with an old worn out phrase( for the love of god). for crying out load.
 
jhendri2

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I know these aren't pool phrases but they still get to me...

I could care less - That means you care and are willing to do it less...though "I couldn't care less" means you don't care at all, which is usually the intent to be conveyed

irregardless - THERE'S NO SUCH WORD!!!!

Jim
 
jason

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"Pool with bankrupt your soul!"
"USA all the way! USA all the way!"
"QWERTY!"

















...just teasing JAM! Don't have a hissy!
 
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prewarhero

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I think the main thing here is that most of you are just angry people needing to vent. I detect a lot of anger in your posts people. Did some one "hand it to you" on the table? "mop the floor with you"? And now you just need to vent?

But here is actualy a really good saying-

I would like to see it from your point of view but I can't get me head that far up my ass.
 
Bigtruck

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I hate it when they say.......

Right after you accidentally went off 3 balls and got perfect shape they say..."That's how I would've played it"

not a saying but, why does everyone always touch the spot with their stick that they wanted the cue ball to end up? LOL (so we are sure of how bad they hit it?)

"I was supposed to win"

"that would've went at Clicks" :grin-square:

"buckets" ( why not just say "this table has 5" pockets"?)

"this is shag carpet" (why keep complaining about what everyone knows about the felt?)

People that say something is "the nuts" to non pool people. (do they really know what you're talking about?)

Ray
 
jrt30004

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TX Poolnut said:
I hate when my opponent scratches, leaves me two easy balls on the table, and then says, "Nice out." after I clear them.

It makes me feel like he's being a smartass and sometimes it's hard to tell.
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i've said that and never been a smartass. he did what i should have done. it was a nice out. doesn't matter he had ball in hand or not he obviously did it better than i could.
 
jnav447

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"He moves like a GHOST". Having never seen a ghost move, I would replace with "He moves like a gopher". For those of you who have engaged in "Caddyshack" gopher wars, you'll appreciate the accuracy of this phrase.
"I busted him and gave him a WALKING STICK, then I gave the guy who steered me some JELLY". I would not recommend giving a pool player you just busted a stick, but I guess if you can buy off a confederate with Smuckers, it's a good move.
"He shot me into a COMA". While I kinda like this one if used appropriately, it's usually used by a player that plays in a coma 99% of the time.
Normally used by British/Canadian commentators: "That was a great BREAKOFF and he can now POT all of the balls". Crikey.
"OK, gang, the WINDOW IS OPEN". Do you really want to compare yourself to a racetrack or sportsbook, where the bettor always gets the worst of it?
Sayings I like:
After a player makes a particularly brutal error: "That was a VALIUM effort".
Playing below his speed, a player looks at his cue and says "Where's the on switch for this thing?"
One of Amarillo Slim's favorites: "Man, these young kids are stronger than Aunt Ethel's breath".
 
jhendri2

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Pushout said:
Uhh....yes, there is.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irregardless
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Uhh...no there isn't.

From the site you sent:

Irregardless is considered nonstandard because of the two negative elements ir- and -less. It was probably formed on the analogy of such words as irrespective, irrelevant, and irreparable. Those who use it, including on occasion educated speakers, may do so from a desire to add emphasis.

Typically when they say "nonstandard", it's because the word does not exist and was just made up.

More from the site you sent:

Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage

it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term

it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so

an erroneous word that, etymologically, means the exact opposite of what it is used to express

Jim
 
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