Funny pic/gif thread...
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Darth def knows how to push her buttons...
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A Farmer and his country family got an invitation to some wedding in New Yorl city.
Farmers wife went shopping. Farmer & son went to see the Empire State Building.
Farmer saw a bronze door with buttons. An old lady shuffled over and pushed one.
Door closed behind her. When the door opened, out walks a stunning young blond.
Farmer says to son... Go fetch your mother.
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A pretty famous case maybe 20 years ago, a guy searched and finally found a Doctor who would, for a tidy sum, amputate one of his perfectly good legs.
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Family tree of Vincent Van Gogh
His dizzy aunt.....................................................Verti Gogh
Brother who ate prunes.....................................Gotta Gogh
Brother who worked at convenience store........Stop 'N Gogh
Grandfather from Yugoslavia.............................U Gogh
Magician uncle...................................................Where did it Gogh
Mexican cousin...................................................Ami Gogh
Tex Mex half brother...........................................Gring Gogh
Nephew stagecoach driver.................................Wells-far Gogh
Constipated uncle..............................................Can't Gogh
Dancing aunt.......................................................Tang Gogh
Bird lover swishey uncle......................................Flamin' Gogh
Positive thinking aunt...........................................Way-to Gogh
Bouncy little nephew............................................Po Gogh
Disco dancing sister.............................................Go Gogh
Brother with back pain..........................................Lumbay Gogh
RV traveling niece.................................................Winny Bay Gogh
You smiled.............................................................Thereya Gogh
Mitch
His dizzy aunt.....................................................Verti Gogh
Brother who ate prunes.....................................Gotta Gogh
Brother who worked at convenience store........Stop 'N Gogh
Grandfather from Yugoslavia.............................U Gogh
Magician uncle...................................................Where did it Gogh
Mexican cousin...................................................Ami Gogh
Tex Mex half brother...........................................Gring Gogh
Nephew stagecoach driver.................................Wells-far Gogh
Constipated uncle..............................................Can't Gogh
Dancing aunt.......................................................Tang Gogh
Bird lover swishey uncle......................................Flamin' Gogh
Positive thinking aunt...........................................Way-to Gogh
Bouncy little nephew............................................Po Gogh
Disco dancing sister.............................................Go Gogh
Brother with back pain..........................................Lumbay Gogh
RV traveling niece.................................................Winny Bay Gogh
You smiled.............................................................Thereya Gogh
Mitch
I knew an artist who kept going broke at the track....what a Gogh-off!
Why was cornflakes invented?
He invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”. ... tbf I've never cracked one off over a bowl of cereal.Feb 28, 2018
He invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”. ... tbf I've never cracked one off over a bowl of cereal.Feb 28, 2018
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