Post of the Year - 2013

JCIN said:

He needs to train those b!tches to follow him around. How baller would it be to roll into the Mosconi Cup arena with a bald eagle on each shoulder? Merica damnit.

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WildWing said:

I think the Obamacare website will be up and running before the appearance of this cue...

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watchez said:

How many NFL games did Vince Lombardi, Bill Belichick, Mike Shanahan and John Madden play in combined? ZERO

How many NHL games did Scotty Bowman, Mike Keenan, Ken Hitchcock play in conbined? ZERO

How many NBA games did Red Auerbach, Greg Popovich, Chuck Daly play in? ZERO (in fact Chuck Daly never played basketball at any level)

How many MLB games did Joe McCarthy, Earl Weaver, Jim Leyland, Jack McKeon, Joe Maddon, Buck Showalter play in combined? ZERO

Go ahead and walk the walk to talk the talk. :sorry:

Watchez is the teacher.

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kvinbrwr said:

Let it play out first and then judge?

Wait for facts?

Where are you, sitting in rationalville?

This is AZ brother. Let's get to conclusion jumping.

Kevin

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SJDinPHX said:

Having never been formerly introduced to Mr. Wiley, I feel I have come to know him through this forum...Using very little imagination, I do believe I know how a casual introduction might progress, if were we to meet someday, at, say DCC !



SJD.."Hi there, (I extend hand) my name is Dick"

CJ.."Why hello (grabs hand, pumps furiously, but avoids eye contact) my name is CJ Wiley"

SJD.."Yes, I thought I recognized you from your pictures"

CJ.."Well yes, (chuckles).. when you've won as many tournaments as I have, theres bound to be
a ton of pictures around."

SJD.."Actually, I meant YOUR pictures,..on the AZ for......" !

CJ.."I was also captain of the Mosconi Cup last year !..Can you believe they expected me to wear
that stupid team jacket ?..Those are NOT my most flattering colors !..What was your name again" ?

SJD.. "Dick, D-I-C-K...You may know me as 'San Jo........."

CJ.."Uh, nope, never heard of you..(looks perplexed)..Where ya from Rick ?... By the way, did you know I was also the 1996 ESPN World Champion" ?

SJD.."Seems to me, I hea......"

CJ.."I am also the originator of 'TOI', the greatest aid to pool player's ever invented ! Sorry I don't have time to give you a lesson now."

SJD.."Well, I may hav..."

CJ.."Do you play pool Dirk ?..No offense but you look like you might be old enough to have played a little 'two shot foul' nine ball"

SJD.."Yes I am, but I preffered to pla...."

CJ.."I thought so !.. Can you believe some idiot on the forums, is trying to say one pocket is a more difficult game to learn ?..How can anyone be that stupid" ?

SJD.."Well, I......"

CJ.."Did you know I was a black belt, at 'Tai Kwon Do', and a Martial Arts instructor" ?

SJD.."Yes, I believe I did hear someth........."

CJ.."Tiger, Michael Jordan and Mark Cuban, are my regular foursome at golf (when I can get away)..
I hate to disappoint them, but sometimes my business empire gets in the way"..Hank Haney has been coaching me, he says I'm definitely PGA tour material !

SJD.."Hmm, but......."

CJ.."They so enjoy my company, because I also know about all there is to know about 'The Supreme Being', the hereafter, the thereafter and other important stuff like that !"

SJD.."Very impressive, but what does that have to do wi.........."

CJ.."Well, its been nice meeting you Doug, but I have to run now..Mary wants to take some photos of me, with Buddy, Efren, Hopkins, Archer, and all the other greats of the game ! I don't have near enough pictures to wallpaper my house yet...We'll have to chat again some time."

SJD.."Yeah, its been ni........."

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Sev said:

You know somebody is special when you drop by for a visit and he is sitting on his couch in nothing but a red speedo and chewing on his toenails and his wife just hands you a beer and walks away.

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zpele said:

That tshirt is a great way to get someone who can play mad and subsequently have all your money taken when you gamble them.

I don't see anyone with skill wearing that shirt unless they are a-holes because they would just get ridiculed.

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JCIN said:

You dont tug on Supermans cape.

You dont spit into the wind

And you dont pump fake Raspberry on a $30 sweat bet.

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Luxury said:

There was a legend on here woofin about gamblin at various pool games and his girl had been woofin about gamblin at scrabble and the guy responded with, "I play ALL games." And posted a pic of a wad of cash on a pool table with a scrabble board.

Then crickets.

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mainplayer said:

What, again?

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