wife wanted to fool around last night
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Yes. Punctuation is important.
It can mean the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse...
For those with a need to know,, here's how his first sentence should have been constructed:
Wife came into the family room, wearing a nice sexy nightgown, where I was shooting on my Diamond Pro Am.
Associate your clauses correctly...
All the best,
WW
Wife came into the family room, wearing a nice sexy nightgown, where I was shooting on my Diamond Pro Am.
Associate your clauses correctly...
All the best,
WW
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I went to the bar, have a few drinks...
Bartender says, "What'll you have?"
I says "Surprise me"
He showed me a picture of my wife.
wife came in the family room where I was shooting on my diamond pro am wearing a nice sexy nightgown. she said hey sweetie, wanna fool around right now. I looked at here and said NO! she said why not??/ I said because im practicing the best stroke making shot in pool, BURTS shot number one. this shot Is giving me a stroke when I didn't have a stroke before.
she watched me hit shot number one, dead stop on the cue ball. she said, ok sweetie, I understand. thats a good stroke your developing.
she said you can use that stoke on yourself, im going to bed
the life of a budding pool player:grin::grin:
There is nothing finer in life than your significant other or wife coming on to you in lingerie.
Treasure it and put the cue down.
Lou Figueroa
trying to get frisky with my wife the other night, and asked her ,,what would you like to do to my body. Her reply ,,to make the ID. She was cleaning out the cupboard the other day and found some moldy bread,, and asked,,what am I to do with this week old buns,,told her deep knee bends work for me,,then the fight started :thumbup:.
wild wing, your right. proper punctuation is expected, I should have proofread the
post. and for the record, I do not wear women's underwear!! this is a pool forum, and I will not discuss my sex life at 61.:angry::angry:
(does anyone know a good connection for generic viraga????
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I need help. BUT NOT ON BURTS SHOT NUMBER 1. IM MASTERING THAT SHOT:wink:
post. and for the record, I do not wear women's underwear!! this is a pool forum, and I will not discuss my sex life at 61.:angry::angry:
(does anyone know a good connection for generic viraga????
)I need help. BUT NOT ON BURTS SHOT NUMBER 1. IM MASTERING THAT SHOT:wink:
Since when did practicing potting balls take precedence over potting your manhood? Did I miss that?
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(does anyone know a good connection for generic viraga????
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I have a great connection.
See your doctor.
Well, since we're going here:
First dog at the vet says to second and third dogs: I tried to hump the lady of the house, so I'm here for Prozac.
Second dog: Yeah, me to, she was bending over, and I tried to hump her. Prozac for me too.
Third dog is silent. The other dogs say, you here for Prozac too?
Third dog says, Naw, she sent me here to get my paws trimmed a bit...
All the best,
WW
First dog at the vet says to second and third dogs: I tried to hump the lady of the house, so I'm here for Prozac.
Second dog: Yeah, me to, she was bending over, and I tried to hump her. Prozac for me too.
Third dog is silent. The other dogs say, you here for Prozac too?
Third dog says, Naw, she sent me here to get my paws trimmed a bit...
All the best,
WW
what do you mean???? 5500 delivered and set up. no sales tax. I thought I got a good deal. pro am, walnut rails. 7 foot. thats a good deal isn't it?????
You had me till you said “7 foot”
You’ll never get there on a 7 foot table so you might as well go to bed:wink:
