Hatwear in the pool hall (grown men) and what people think of you:
Baseball cap worn properly: You are bald
Baseball cap worn backwards: You may be mentally disadvantaged or bald (possibly both)
Baseball cap worn sideways: You are definitley mentally disadvantaged, where is your caretaker?
Fedora: You are a hipster doofus
Bandana: Biker, hippie, gangster...
Wool cap worn in summer: You are a tremendous douche
Rag or some sort of scarf: Cancer patient or religious extremist
Hat worn outdoors, comes off indoors: You have style old-timer. Respect to you.
thanks for the laugh, Straightpool. Really enjoyed that