One Of The Most Messed Up Things I've Ever Seen

pt109

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If you swallow a billiard ball....you can get more English on it.
 

KRJ

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He competed on the US version as well. He was swallowing razor blades. But, first he swallowed a piece of fruit, strawberry or something, and then swallowed the razor blade, cut the strawberry in half, and brought them both back up.

At one point does his throat and/or intestines begin to get destroyed ???
 

gogg

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Almost hate to mention this, but the phrase “this too shall pass” comes immediately to mind!��
 

pt109

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This thread made me realize how Scots eat haggis...
...they can swallow anything
 

RiverCity

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Stevie Starr 'the Regurgitator' ladies and gents.

His act has gotten better, he added a bunch of new stuff. First time I saw him was in the late 80s to early 90s.
 

Nick B

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Not my favorite version but you get the idea.

WALKS INTO A BAR... MONKEY EATS EVERYTHING

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
 

Dead Money

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Not my favorite version but you get the idea.

WALKS INTO A BAR... MONKEY EATS EVERYTHING

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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