Do you think there will be pool tables in Heaven?

BrianaBrown13

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I believe there is, but my fear is that my mother is in front of the table saying I can't play until chores are done.
 

Atlatlien

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Even if there is a "heaven", how many pool players do you think are going there?

I'd get your racks in now to be safe
 

Slasher

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First you need to assume the burden of proof and provide evidence of existence.
 
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us820

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The good news is there is pool in heaven.Bad news is that you have your first match next Monday.
 

Straightpool_99

I see dead balls
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Who cares? Nobody in heaven can run 3 flippin balls.They're all playing croquet and drinking non-alcoholic wine. Nobodys even got an interesting story to tell! No sluts, no gamblers, no fighters, no comedians except Bob Saget and he's on 24/7, no scientists, no players, no dancers, no good musicians (apart from Bach). I'm going to miss Bach...
 
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Bank it

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I don't know. I do know that every time I screw my cue together & run my hand across the baize, I'm in heaven, how about you?
 

Stretch

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Just curious.....

Of course there is a pool table in heaven. I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who knew a guy that got as far as Saint Peter. AAAAAnd Saint Peter was backing this player, a Dude named Yahweh. So if you can beat him, You are in! Piece of cake i figure. St.
 

markjames

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I asked this same question to my friend muhammed. He says in the quran, it says heaven is full of everything you can think of that is good. AND MORE.

Also, i asked him one time. Muhammed, the prophet muhammed is playing jesus pool. Who wins? He quickly responds, oh! It depends on who makes the best shots.
 
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