Coming Clean on A-Z
- Thread starter JellyBean
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Eric. said:
you couldn't be Elvis, I just saw him at a Burger King in Memphis last Saturday,,,,,musta' been Elvis (or my meds were really kickin' in......)
I gotta share this...
You guys reminded me of a story...
One day some buddies and me were sitting around the bar and having a few cold ones. It was happy hour one Friday and been one helluva hectic week of work.
Anyway the conversation came up about dating women and such, two out of the three of us were single at the time. To understand this better, I am a little person who is 32 inches tall. Anyway, I said "Yeah I am just 32 inches" and my friend pipes up and says "of hunka hunka burnin' love". We all nearly fell off the bar stools laughing...just one of those great timing things. For the next year on my beer mug I had "32IHHBL" and had to explain what it meant to everyone!
I still laugh to this day thinking how cool he finished off my phrase.
Shorty
You guys reminded me of a story...
One day some buddies and me were sitting around the bar and having a few cold ones. It was happy hour one Friday and been one helluva hectic week of work.
Anyway the conversation came up about dating women and such, two out of the three of us were single at the time. To understand this better, I am a little person who is 32 inches tall. Anyway, I said "Yeah I am just 32 inches" and my friend pipes up and says "of hunka hunka burnin' love". We all nearly fell off the bar stools laughing...just one of those great timing things. For the next year on my beer mug I had "32IHHBL" and had to explain what it meant to everyone!
I still laugh to this day thinking how cool he finished off my phrase.
Shorty
JellyBean
Banned
Shorty said:
Don't you worry about that, Shorty.
We were in New Orleans recently and my daughter just had to visit this store for small dogs. They had all kinds of stuff for little dogs, clothes, even shoes - stuff like that. There were three or four small dogs in there running around. Anyway, this one minature bull dog about the size of my foot was in there. He started barking and snarling at me, like he was going to tear my toe off. I am ashamed to admit that mean little dog scared the crap out of me.
You're a bulldog in a world of poodles, don't forget that!
Jellybean
landshark77 said:"LIAR"
Elvis is my friend, and you are an imposter!
For all the real Elvis fans, a photo of Elvis and his family is attached.
(Who am I????
Oh no!
Now someone else is posting photos they didn't take!!!!
By the way............
My real name is Indigo Montoya
You keeled my father
prepare to die
My real name is Indigo Montoya
You keeled my father
prepare to die
BazookaJoe said:
Prepare to die or prepare to dye? You did say indigo! BTW, isn't it fadda? You keeled my fadda!
Jude Rosenstock said:
Fadda?
No
I'm Spanish
Not Italian
Eric. said:
"Az ewwwwwwwwwww weeeeeeeesh!"
Eric. said:
Just role the dice and accept your HP loss, buddy.
Jude Rosenstock said:
Which role would you like me to assume
http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml
Eric >"to the death?, no, to the pain"