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Thumbs up Just caught my girlfriend... - 06-21-2010, 08:48 PM

My girlfriend does play pool with me sometimes, and is a lot better than she was when I met her, but I think she has secretly became a pool addict behind my back. When I was using her computer the other day I noticed that she's been watching OTR tv, and has been on this site. This is so exciting.


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06-21-2010, 08:56 PM

Whew!! For a second there I thought you had me.


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06-21-2010, 09:15 PM

Your a lucky man. I couldn't even get my x to come with me to league matches. Maybe that's why she's my x.


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06-21-2010, 09:56 PM

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Whew!! For a second there I thought you had me.
Wow, I thought the same thing I hope it was you!!!!!!!


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06-21-2010, 09:59 PM

Nice! Great to have a common interest. In the one APA league I play, my wife does play on the team. Its pretty nice to have a night out for pool and drinks and even though she doesnt shoot seriously its still fun. I just cant coach her!
  
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06-21-2010, 09:59 PM

Never a dull moment. Of course it had to be Jay


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06-22-2010, 05:08 AM

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I just cant coach her!
Of course you can't!!! She's your wife! You will never be able to tell her how to do ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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06-22-2010, 05:22 AM

Back in the dark ages I taught my wife to drive. That was over 50 years ago and I haven't fully recovered yet.

She has never played pool but she has watched a few videos with me and I think she actually enjoyed them. She asked a few intelligent questions.

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06-22-2010, 06:16 AM

What it is, Dave. I tried to teach my first wife how to play golf. I was was in suicide prevention therapy for months.

No, seriously, legend. Tell your girlfriend that you appreciate her efforts in learning pool, but the poolhall already has plenty of hot chicks hanging around, and you feel that your relationship would be better served if she stayed home and cooked, cleaned, and polished your cue. Be sure to let us know how that works out, okay?


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06-22-2010, 06:39 AM

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My girlfriend does play pool with me sometimes, and is a lot better than she was when I met her, but I think she has secretly became a pool addict behind my back. When I was using her computer the other day I noticed that she's been watching OTR tv, and has been on this site. This is so exciting.
i thought you had a "dane cook" google history moment there.

you should get her a cue! what's your email? i'll email you some pictures of what i've got for sale....lol

congrats you've either got a keeper or a get rid of her real quick situation going on
  
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06-22-2010, 08:06 AM

You're happy now, till she gets good enough to beat you. Then there will jealousy, resentment, you will be grumpy all the time. Eventually she'll leave you for a Filipino.


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06-22-2010, 08:09 AM

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You're happy now, till she gets good enough to beat you. Then there will jealousy, resentment, you will be grumpy all the time. Eventually she'll leave you for a Filipino.
i didn't want to be the one to say it. chicks dig the alpha dog and if she hangs out at the room you do you might not be him anymore.

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06-22-2010, 09:06 AM



Dr Phil had a show a couple months ago and he shared the results of a study. 72% of all relationships that share booty and pool balls scratch on the hill.

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06-22-2010, 09:57 AM

I can see it now.......

"look honey I was spying on your computer use and found out you were watching pool videos. Sorry to invade your privacy but I just wanted to let you know your on-line interest in pool has turned me on."

That should go over well. Was she watching some porn too? Maybe you could point her in the direction of the porn you like best and see if she shares your taste.


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06-22-2010, 11:16 AM

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My girlfriend does play pool with me sometimes, and is a lot better than she was when I met her, but I think she has secretly became a pool addict behind my back. When I was using her computer the other day I noticed that she's been watching OTR tv, and has been on this site. This is so exciting.
I don't know bro, it sounds like your girl, in an effort to keep tabs on you, has faked an interest in the things you do to see who you're doing them with and is now going as far as to go on OTR.tv when you're on to lurk and see if you're chatting and with who....and is on here to monitor your posts and to make sure you're not replying to those "Who's the hottest girl in pool?" posts without mentioning her name. I hope this isn't the case but I'm just saying.


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