Training Day.Speaking of snail jokes…
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the fuck is your problem?”
I deleted my post. I wondered if it was too much insensitivity for the comedic value. I apologize if it offended anyone.I don't know, but I was watching a three cushion match between a Spaniard and a Chinese guy. The Spaniard got the white cue ball and the Chinese guy got the yellow cue ball.