Smorg is giving St Peter the 7!
Just don't try to milk it. Looks like a bull to me.
They "milk" bulls all the time. Not a job I would want!
Speaking of jobs I wouldn't want, an exjockey once worked on a stud farm. One of the studs was a stakes winning horse but very light in the front quarters. When they came to his stall to get him in breeding season he would be very excited. He would rear and walk all the way to the breeding barn on his hind legs. The groom would just throw an arm across his back to guide him.
Unfortunately, he was always overexcited. Two strokes and he would would pull out and spray! Since the sperm was worth $20,000 a straw many years ago they always had two or three grooms with clean buckets positioned close by to try to catch it. With the horse excited and rearing sperm flew everywhere including all over the grooms with buckets!
Anytime you get to thinking you have a bad job ...