Funny pic/gif thread...

cmbwsu

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This cat is really stoned:

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the420trooper

Free T-Rex
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I don't think this pic needs a funny intro...
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If I saw this thing in my yard, I would probably shoot it, is all I'm saying...:grin-square:
 

Luxury

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Am I a stalker for being curious enough to look her up on FB?

Naughty Tracy changed her username. A few years older.. But she is still hawt.

http://www.facebook.com/search/?ref...b&init=quick#!/profile.php?id=100000201130207

Russ

When I first read this I thought it was funny but I thought she was joking about having a pussy cat and this guy liking her other pussy.

Then my buddy brought up the fact that she probably meant other pussy to mean something completely different that what I thought and it became hilarious to me. How mortifying.
 

DRW

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Employee Memo

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

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Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.


Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!


Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.


Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.


Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?


Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?


Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.


Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.


Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__..

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment..
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.


Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a___

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?


Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.


Thank You,
Human Resources
 

Beware_of_Dawg

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Mr. Wilson

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See, it didn't take long

for Tiger's sponsors to come back
 

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Fatboy

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you must not get to Venice Beach very often, that is the norm there on week ends, when I first moved to LA I was trippin' on "Things" like that, not I see past them. It makes you wonder just what went wrong???
 
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