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crosseyedjoe said:Some people like horse better that goat or sheep, should it be banned too?
Dawgie said:I think I'll stay with sheep. They are prettier and we don't have a lobby to draw attention.
(Bobby Jimmy and the Critters)
The sheep here are oh so cute!
I like the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
Those pretty little sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear I love all the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love all those sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Sheep are so precious
Sheep are so cute
Sheep are so lovely
Women make me puke
I love all the... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear I love... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I love those cute little... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
Their Jheri-curl... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Arabian Prince, baby...
I used to like girls (He used to like girls)
But sheep are much better (But sheep are much better)
Girls give me problems (Girls give him problems)
But sheeps give me sweaters! (Sheeps give him sweaters)
I love all the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love 'em (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
All the voices in my head! (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love 'em, I swear I do (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Pigs, goats, cows, horses, chickens, goats, quail
Hogs, hens, bacon, sausage, eggs, milks, chitlins, hog heads
Steaks, Prime rib, pork chops, drumsticks, ma'am
Yeah girl, I'll tell ya, I really love them...
Yes, I'll swear I'll do
Hand me them lamb chops, girl
Heh, you know I got me a little money
Ok, don't hold it against me cos I'm from Fresno
Bam! Hit me!
C'mon now, let's break it down!
Alright now, here's what I want you to do...I want you to grab your
partner and I want y'all to do-se-do, hit me!
Alright, cut that out! Now break it down to the ground...
I'll swear I'll do better than my wife
Who cares if I'm from Fresno?
Yeah, I'll tell ya, I love them there sheep
C'mere now girl...is ya name Bo Peep
smokeandapancak said:reminds me of the old joke...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts......
A sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!
3andstop said:Wow, I couldn't believe that. I showed the article to my wife and ya know what she said to me?
She said, thats nothing unusual I have sex with a jackass all the time.
Charlie D said:I was going duck hunting in the morning, my wife said she wanted to go. I told her that it would be cold and sleeting and she would just be miserable if she went. She insisted she would get up and go. I said if she didnt get up she would have to do a oral favour on me. This she agreed to. Next morning it was miserable as hell outside cold and sleeting like I told her. She didnt want to go. I reminded her of our deal and being the trooper she is, she complied. after a few seconds she started to spit and gag. She stated it tasted like chit. I told her the dog didnt want to go either. Sorry if I offended anyone Charlie D