I love goats

UWPoolGod1

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That is all.

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poolhustler

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I love goats too !!!!!!!!! I grew up next to a farm of them.

They go great with BBQ sauce and beer!!

:D

Russ....
 

Dawgie

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I think I'll stay with sheep. They are prettier and we don't have a lobby to draw attention.
 

crosseyedjoe

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vagabond said:
Did you already forgot about the guy who who immediately died after having sex with the horse?It happened lesss than 2 years ago.:cool:

That was the link, LOL.
 

Dead Money

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Dawgie said:
I think I'll stay with sheep. They are prettier and we don't have a lobby to draw attention.


Oh really? Hahah there was a rap song about that in 1985, Lyrics to follow:D

Sheeps

(Bobby Jimmy and the Critters)

The sheep here are oh so cute!

I like the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
Those pretty little sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear I love all the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love all those sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear...
Sheep are so precious
Sheep are so cute
Sheep are so lovely
Women make me puke
I love all the... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear I love... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I love those cute little... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
Their Jheri-curl... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Arabian Prince, baby...
Hit me!
(sniff) Awww...

I used to like girls (He used to like girls)
But sheep are much better (But sheep are much better)
Girls give me problems (Girls give him problems)
But sheeps give me sweaters! (Sheeps give him sweaters)
I love all the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love 'em (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
All the voices in my head! (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love 'em, I swear I do (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Uh....

Pigs, goats, cows, horses, chickens, goats, quail
Hogs, hens, bacon, sausage, eggs, milks, chitlins, hog heads
Steaks, Prime rib, pork chops, drumsticks, ma'am
Yeah girl, I'll tell ya, I really love them...
Yes, I'll swear I'll do
Hand me them lamb chops, girl
Heh, you know I got me a little money
Ok, don't hold it against me cos I'm from Fresno
Bam! Hit me!
C'mon now, let's break it down!
Yeeeeee-haaaaaaah!
Alright now, here's what I want you to do...I want you to grab your
partner and I want y'all to do-se-do, hit me!
(Woooh! Do-se-do!)
Alright, cut that out! Now break it down to the ground...
I'll swear I'll do better than my wife
Who cares if I'm from Fresno?
Yeah, I'll tell ya, I love them there sheep
C'mere now girl...is ya name Bo Peep

:eek:
 

Purdman

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smokeandapancak said:
reminds me of the old joke...


Why do Scottsmen wear kilts......

A sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!


Sorry Memikey!!

LMAO, that's good smokin!!!

A Virginia house painter hired a kid from West Virginia to help him. One day after he picked the kid up, he saw a sheep with his head stuck between the rails on a fence line. He stoped the truck, ran over and gave the sheep what fer and turned and asked the West Virginian if he would like some of the action. Kid yelled "hell yes" and ran over and stuck his head in between the fence boards. :eek:
Purd
 

3andstop

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Wow, I couldn't believe that. I showed the article to my wife and ya know what she said to me?

She said, thats nothing unusual I have sex with a jackass all the time. :(
 

Dead Money

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3andstop said:
Wow, I couldn't believe that. I showed the article to my wife and ya know what she said to me?

She said, thats nothing unusual I have sex with a jackass all the time. :(


Ouch. I hope she meant you instead of the kind of thing you see on animal lovin' human porn sites:eek:
 

Purdman

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The Farm House Goat

One day this door to door sales man knocks on this farm house door. Little boy comes to the door and sales man asks " Is your mom home"?
Little boy says yeah, she's out in the back yard. Little boy takes him by the hand and they go to the back door. Open the screen and the salesman gasps. There the boy's mom getting what fer by this billy goat. Salesman grabs the kid and hauls him inside. Ye yells "son you shouldn't have to see anything like that. Don't that bother you?
Little boy goes, NNNNAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D
Purd
 

crosseyedjoe

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Dead Money said:
Ouch. I hope she meant you instead of the kind of thing you see on animal lovin' human porn sites:eek:

LOL, hopefully it's him instead of some other jackass.
 

Charlie D

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I was going duck hunting in the morning, my wife said she wanted to go. I told her that it would be cold and sleeting and she would just be miserable if she went. She insisted she would get up and go. I said if she didnt get up she would have to do a oral favour on me. This she agreed to. Next morning it was miserable as hell outside cold and sleeting like I told her. She didnt want to go. I reminded her of our deal and being the trooper she is, she complied. after a few seconds she started to spit and gag. She stated it tasted like chit. I told her the dog didnt want to go either. Sorry if I offended anyone Charlie D
 

!Smorgass Bored

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It's Not A Pretty Picture, Nossir, Not Pretty At All

Jude Rosenstock is NOT going to like the direction this thread has taken...
Doug
( sheep, lawnmower repair and POKER......... what next ? )
 

Dead Money

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Charlie D said:
I was going duck hunting in the morning, my wife said she wanted to go. I told her that it would be cold and sleeting and she would just be miserable if she went. She insisted she would get up and go. I said if she didnt get up she would have to do a oral favour on me. This she agreed to. Next morning it was miserable as hell outside cold and sleeting like I told her. She didnt want to go. I reminded her of our deal and being the trooper she is, she complied. after a few seconds she started to spit and gag. She stated it tasted like chit. I told her the dog didnt want to go either. Sorry if I offended anyone Charlie D


Lmao!! Think I will try this next time I invite a lady friend to come watch me play in a tourney:D:D
 
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