Jay Helfert.....DAD?

[Donovan]

Donovan asks in his best Sylvester Junior's voice, "Oh Father, were you in Chicago, December of 1967?"

I was looking at pics from last year's DCC, when someone in my family asked if that was me. I looked at who they were pointing to. It was a thumbnail pic of Jay Helfert just standing there by himself.

Then I got to thinking, my mom said she hung out in the pool halls when she was younger. She was the bookworm type who would go there to study. I also distinctly remember her saying, "Not all the guys that hung out in the pool hall were bad people mind you." Hmmmm?

So, I ask you Jay...ARE YOU MY DADDY?

Here are the pics of us.

..............JAY..................DONOVAN.....

DAD, don't say you won't claim me?

SO what do you guys think, is Jay my long lost PAPA?

 

[jimmyg]

Donovan asks in his best Sylvester Junior's voice, "Oh Father, were you in Chicago, December of 1967?"

I was looking at pics from last year's DCC, when someone in my family asked if that was me. I looked at who they were pointing to. It was a thumbnail pic of Jay Helfert just standing there by himself.

Then I got to thinking, my mom said she hung out in the pool halls when she was younger. She was the bookworm type who would go there to study. I also distinctly remember her saying, "Not all the guys that hung out in the pool hall were bad people mind you." Hmmmm?

So, I ask you Jay...ARE YOU MY DADDY?

Here are the pics of us.

..............JAY..................DONOVAN.....

DAD, don't say you won't claim me?

SO what do you guys think, is Jay my long lost PAPA?

Donovan, I think that your search is over regardless of what the DNA tests show.

Jim

 

[Williebetmore]

SO what do you guys think, is Jay my long lost PAPA?

D-van,
RIDICULOUS!!! Everyone knows that Larry Nevel is Jay's long-lost son. You sound like you're trying to borrow money (if you succeed, can I borrow a twenty???).

 

[rackmsuckr]

Makes the phrase, "Who's yer daddy?" take on a whole new meaning!

 

[cuejoey]

Donovan asks in his best Sylvester Junior's voice, "Oh Father, were you in Chicago, December of 1967?"

I was looking at pics from last year's DCC, when someone in my family asked if that was me. I looked at who they were pointing to. It was a thumbnail pic of Jay Helfert just standing there by himself.

Then I got to thinking, my mom said she hung out in the pool halls when she was younger. She was the bookworm type who would go there to study. I also distinctly remember her saying, "Not all the guys that hung out in the pool hall were bad people mind you." Hmmmm?

So, I ask you Jay...ARE YOU MY DADDY?

Here are the pics of us.

..............JAY..................DONOVAN.....

DAD, don't say you won't claim me?

SO what do you guys think, is Jay my long lost PAPA?

Donovan quit playing games last january you said SHORTY was your dad !!!!

 

[cuejoey]

ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY STOP !!! as head of Donovan's security force i feel that you all need an explanation of what has transpired..i am getting tons of pm's because of Donovan's post.many of you WANTING to be Donovan's dad..Donovan has narrowed his choices to these 2 for whatever reasons which will remain private to him...Donovan is doing well after his treatments however he still suffers from delusion..this occured in december of 2005 when he found out Santa was NOT real.so please bare with us in these traumatic times..sincerly Cuejoey..

 

[hemicudas]

Road runners

Jay isn't the only one who ran the roads during that time period. A lot of us did.

 

[rackmsuckr]

Jay isn't the only one who ran the roads during that time period. A lot of us did.

ROFL. Donovan, what about Joe? Joe Mama!

Could it be that I, Wonder Woman am your mother and this is your alter-ego??

 

[cuejoey]

ROFL. Donovan, what about Joe? Joe Mama!

Could it be that I, Wonder Woman am your mother and this is your alter-ego??

Yet another recent photo of HAL !

 

[Donovan]

Donovan quit playing games last january you said SHORTY was your dad !!!!

I know if that were true, my mom would have told me about that! The Shorty Hook-up?!?!

Jay isn't the only one who ran the roads during that time period. A lot of us did.

So Bill, are you saying that you were a "good guy", or that my mom remembers you?

ROFL. Donovan, what about Joe? Joe Mama!

Could it be that I, Wonder Woman am your mother and this is your alter-ego??

I am not going to comment about Joe Mama. I can't een believe you posted that picture. Now about you being my mom...So are you saying you may have hooked up with Jay in the late winter of '67 in the Windy City and you taught me to stop wetting myself? *JK* I know there is only one love of your life!

 

[rackmsuckr]

I am not going to comment about Joe Mama. I can't een believe you posted that picture. Now about you being my mom...So are you saying you may have hooked up with Jay in the late winter of '67 in the Windy City and you taught me to stop wetting myself? *JK* I know there is only one love of your life!

Where do you think Jay got his penchant for Asian women???

 

[hemicudas]

Of course that would have been some time ago when I was in dead stroke and looked more presentable.

 

[Timberly]

Yet another recent photo of HAL !

That photo resembles Drivermaker way more than it does Hal!

 

[cuejoey]

That photo resembles Drivermaker way more than it does Hal!

i thought it was Hal in the AZ room at DCC !!! if you look close at the tool box in the picture it looks like a Hal Houle aiming system in there.

 

[Donovan]

i did not have sexual relations with that woman.i am NOT Donovan's father-Bill Clinton at the Democratic National Convention Chicago 1990

cuejoey's signature, this is priceless! Your are just nuts.

JAY, FATHER, COME ON PLEASE PLEASE CLAIM ME!

 

[cuejoey]

Jay's drunk at his Lawyers office he's scared to death !!!!!!!

 

[Terry Ardeno]

This is one of the funnier posts I've ever read. You all are very clever.
I am looking forward to when this morphs into a book and / or movie deal.

 

[chilli66]

Jay is staying very quiet on this one isn't he? And Linda, where on earth do you find some of the pics you post?

 

[cuejoey]

last time i heard someone PM'd me saying Jay was sedated and asleep for the night.....................that pic was sent to Linda by a fellow AZer who attended this years DCC ..they took the picture of Hal while he was getting ready to play for some serious jelly beans in the AZ room.

 

[Snapshot9]

It

was just a 'Cue ball' affair, I mean a masse' shot .... lol