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real bartram

real bartram

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me road partner and the saw go to this town the bar is the red robin the best player is ill say pablo so my friend plays pablo 50 a game this guy needs the 6 from either one of us ,but not from the saw lol ok my friend wins 500 at 50 a game not bad but the guy with all the money is who im after. so pablo chirps at me to play so i do 50 a game i lost 500 back perfect the money man shows up to see this. now i play the money man who needs the last 6 .i give him the 8 ball i think for 300 a game i stall cause its out of line .i think i win about 4000.now pablo wants to play me so i say my partner will play like im scared but he beat him so he keeps wanting to play me so i say you know what i cant beat you for 50 a game but i dont think you can play for 300 a game so we play 3000 later im right he cant play for 300 a game. the best part is now some guy from the crowd says ill take the 6 7 8 so i look over this guy must be 90 years old .i have to play this guy i dont remember but i think 200 a game and he lost around 2000 all because i let pablo beat me out of 500.
 
It was fine dude..Here it is for all the blind folks.

Me and my road partner the saw go to this town. The bar is named "Red
Robin. The best player is Pablo. My friend plays Pablo for 50 a game.
Pablo needs the 6 from either of us. The saw wins 500 at 50 a game.
Not bad, but the guy with all the money is who I'm after. After that,
Pablo chirped at me to play. I played him at 50 a game and lose 500
back perfectly. The money man showed up to see that. I played the
money man (who needs the last six. I gave him the 8 ball for 300 a game.
I stalled because it was out of line. I won about 4000. Next, Pablo wanted
to play me. I act like I'm scared and say my parnter will play. He keeps on
and on wanting to play me. I say I can't win at 50 a game but I don't think
you can play for 300 a game. I was right. Three thousand dollars later,
he couldn't play for 300 a game. Some guy from the crowd wants to play.
He says he needs the 6, 7, and 8 ball. This guy must have been 90 years old.
I played him for 200 a game. He lost 2000 all because I beat Pablo out of 500.
 
jon21588 said:
It was fine dude..Here it is for all the blind folks.

Me and my road partner the saw go to this town. The bar is named "Red
Robin. The best player is Pablo. My friend plays Pablo for 50 a game.
Pablo needs the 6 from either of us.

The saw wins 500 at 50 a game.
Not bad, but the guy with all the money is who I'm after. After that,
Pablo chirped at me to play. I played him at 50 a game and lose 500
back perfectly.

The money man showed up to see that. I played the
money man (who needs the last six. I gave him the 8 ball for 300 a game.
I stalled because it was out of line. I won about 4000. Next, Pablo wanted
to play me. I act like I'm scared and say my parnter will play.

He keeps on
and on wanting to play me. I say I can't win at 50 a game but I don't think
you can play for 300 a game. I was right. Three thousand dollars later,
he couldn't play for 300 a game.

Some guy from the crowd wants to play.
He says he needs the 6, 7, and 8 ball. This guy must have been 90 years old.
I played him for 200 a game.

He lost 2000 all because I beat Pablo out of 500.
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Hit that key called "Enter" once every two or three sentences, and that would be perfect. Heck, I don't need the capitalization to be right, I just need some space so my eyes don't get tired trying to keep track of whcih sentence I am reading when I get to the end of a line and go to the next.

That's the whole point of hitting enter, really. Being able to keep track of which sentence you are on in a 15 line mess can make your eyes tired.

Russ
 
it's still hard to read please allow me to assist

Proper form would help....... Please allow me to correct your story as I am an aspiring novelist of the highest order... I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express this morning.


My road partner and I along with, "The Saw" went to a no name town and in this town there is a bar named "Red Robin" yes like the restaurant but don't let that fool you it was a rough and tumble like place. The best player is a dude named Pablo. My friend played Pablo for 50 $1 bills a game. We have to give el Pablo the 6 from either of us or else he will bring in the Marachi's and sing us to death. "The saw" wins 500 clamaroos' at 50 a game.
Not bad, but the guy with all the money is the moth******* I'm after. After the horrible disappointing loss, el loser Pablo "dogged me like a stray dog" to play. I decided to acquiesce and played him at 50 a game and I lose 500 green backs right back to el chump Pablo perfectly bringing us even. The cashola dude with the green that I want to pocket like a hangin' 9 ball arrived to witness this exchange. I played this freak with the cash (who consequently needs the last six like a bag of poo). I ran the numbers in my head using euclidean geometry with base factoring and probability matrix's and decided to play "big bucks" for 300 a game giving him the black ball also known as the 8. I stalled like a 76' Pinto because it was out of line. I deftly ground $4000 from his wallet by the end of the exchange leaving him wearing a wife beater and depends for adults.

Now, this "tool box" Pablo wanted to play me again seeing how I'm flush from murdering "trailer park huggies." I decide to play act like I'm Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop (part 1 not the rest of the trash) and I act scared and slightly put off by his request and on bended knee say that my partner will play while I squirt Visiene in my eyes to make it look like I'm crying. However, my Meryl Streep impression does not work and he keeps pestering me like a fat kid in $.99 cent donut shop with $.97 cents. I tell him that I can not win against his nearly invincible "Efr-earl Strick-eyes" play for 50 stripper candies a game, but I think that his kojones will shrivel up and plop in the toilet if he tries to play me for $300 a rack. As it turns out I was a prophet as the near future shows me with 3000 donuts in my fat ass pocket, and now he really can't play for $300 a game cause he lost his rent, car payment, and his doctor bills money. The only way to save face is he has to go home and commit "seppuku" with a dull spoon. Some "toy truck" from the crowd of onlookers wants to play now. But, this "pocket monkey" wants the 6, 7, and 8 ball. I refer to him as Senor Wrinkles cause he was like dust he must have been from Egypt or something like 7000 years old. I played el Mummy for 800 quarters a game (a.k.a 200 smoochers). He lost 2000 green backs (runnin' out of synonyms here) all because I lost 500 green pieces of paper called dollars to Pablo.


The End
(Ghost Written by Iowa Mike) a.k.a "The Man" a.k.a "Super Ninja"
:thumbup: :smile: :D :grin: :)
 
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Iowa Mike said:
Proper form would help....... Please allow me to correct your story as I am an aspiring novelist of the highest order... I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express this morning.


My road partner and I, "The Saw" went to a no name town and in this town there is a bar named "Red Robin" yes like the restaurant but don't let that fool you it was a rough and tumble like place. The best player is a dude named Pablo. My friend played Pablo for 50 $1 bills a game. We have to give el Pablo the 6 from either of us or else he will bring in the Marachi's and sing us to death. "The saw" wins 500 clamaroos' at 50 a game.
Not bad, but the guy with all the money is the moth******* I'm after. After the horrible disappointing loss, el loser Pablo "dogged me like a stray dog" to play. I decided to acquiesce and played him at 50 a game and I lose 500 green backs right back to el chump Pablo perfectly bringing us even. The cashola dude with the green that I want to pocket like a hangin' 9 ball arrived to witness this exchange. I played this freak with the cash (who consequently needs the last six like a bag of poo). I ran the numbers in my head using euclidean geometry with base factoring and probability matrix's and decided to play "big bucks" for 300 a game giving him the black ball also known as the 8. I stalled like a 76' Pinto because it was out of line. I deftly ground $4000 from his wallet by the end of the exchange leaving him wearing a wife beater and depends for adults.

Now, this "tool box" Pablo wanted to play me again seeing how I'm flush from murdering "trailer park huggies." I decide to play act like I'm Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop (part 1 not the rest of the trash) and I act scared and slightly put off by his request and on bended knee say that my partner will play while I squirt Visiene in my eyes to make it look like I'm crying. However, my Meryl Streep impression does not work and he keeps pestering me like a fat kid in $.99 cent donut shop with $.97 cents. I tell him that I can not win against his nearly invincible "Efr-earl Strick-eyes" play for 50 stripper candies a game, but I think that his kojones will shrivel up and plop in the toilet if he tries to play me for $300 a rack. As it turns out I was a prophet as the near future shows me with 3000 donuts in my fat ass pocket, and now he really can't play for $300 a game cause he lost his rent, car payment, and his doctor bills money. The only way to save face is he has to go home and commit "seppuku" with a dull spoon. Some "toy truck" from the crowd of onlookers wants to play now. But, this "pocket monkey" wants the 6, 7, and 8 ball. I refer to him as Senor Wrinkles cause he was like dust he must have been from Egypt or something like 7000 years old. I played el Mummy for 800 quarters a game (a.k.a 200 smoochers). He lost 2000 green backs (runnin' out of synonyms here) all because I lost 500 green pieces of paper called dollars to Pablo.


The End
(Ghost Written by Iowa Mike) a.k.a "The Man" a.k.a "Super Ninja"
:thumbup: :smile: :D :grin: :)
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your wrong me my road partner and the saw three of us
 
That 90 year old man was my uncle. Now I`ll have to mow his yard, he can`t afford to have it mowed! Damn!

Will Prout
 
real bartram said:
me road partner and the saw go to this town the bar is the red robin the best player is ill say pablo so my friend plays pablo 50 a game this guy needs the 6 from either one of us ,but not from the saw lol ok my friend wins 500 at 50 a game not bad but the guy with all the money is who im after. so pablo chirps at me to play so i do 50 a game i lost 500 back perfect the money man shows up to see this. now i play the money man who needs the last 6 .i give him the 8 ball i think for 300 a game i stall cause its out of line .i think i win about 4000.now pablo wants to play me so i say my partner will play like im scared but he beat him so he keeps wanting to play me so i say you know what i cant beat you for 50 a game but i dont think you can play for 300 a game so we play 3000 later im right he cant play for 300 a game. the best part is now some guy from the crowd says ill take the 6 7 8 so i look over this guy must be 90 years old .i have to play this guy i dont remember but i think 200 a game and he lost around 2000 all because i let pablo beat me out of 500.
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Chris, of all the people you have played, when and where did you play your best?

I was in the crowd when you played David G last year in Dallas and you played near flawless. It was darn near perfect except for that one niscue.

I had bet $500 with your buddy from Ohio and when it was over so quickly he came straight over and just looked at me. I told him I was only joking about the bet and his eyes got bigger than coffee cups. Of course I payed him and he looked very relieved.

You beat on Daveid so badly, it took him a while to get over it.
 
The way this story would be told by:

Shane - I made a few dollars last week. :rolleyes:

Jason Kirkwood - We beat these guys in some bar called the Red Bird or something like that out of $9,000. I used a house cue. :p

Ronnie Wiseman and Tony Chohan - We worked this joint for days setting everything up just right. I got down with the first guy and laid off $500 to sweeten everything up. Once we got the bet right, we took them off for a big number. Tony never had to show his speed. We'll probably go back in a year or so. The spot will still be good then. ;)

Cliff Joyner - We won all the money, but I had to give up the five out to get a game. Everyone knew who I was. It's always that way. Every "brother" around gets word I'm there and once they come I'm knocked. :frown:

Keith - I don't know how much we won or who these guys were. I just gave them whatever they asked for and robbed everyone in the joint. There wasn't one guy who could make a ball in the ocean. All I know is that I was betting G Notes at the track the next day. I had one horse at 6-1 if he comes in we make $12,000. He gets beat by a nose at the line. :o

Darren Appleton - I LUVVV America, everywhere I go someone wants to play pool with me. Don't they know I'm the World Champion? I hope they never find out who I am. They think I'm some tourist on vacation. :D

Jay Helfert - I got turned on to this spot. They told me I could make a score in there. The first guy I played wanted to play for $50 a game. I robbed him for $300 in less than an hour. I couldn't get another game after that. Too bad, I heard there was a guy in there that sometimes goes off big. :sorry:
 
jay helfert said:
The way this story would be told by:

Shane - I made a few dollars last week. :rolleyes:

Jason Kirkwood - We beat these guys in some bar called the Red Bird or something like that out of $9,000. I used a house cue. :p

Ronnie Wiseman and Tony Chohan - We worked this joint for days setting everything up just right. I got down with the first guy and laid off $500 to sweeten everything up. Once we got the bet right, we took them off for a big number. Tony never had to show his speed. We'll probably go back in a year or so. The spot will still be good then. ;)

Cliff Joyner - We won all the money, but I had to give up the five out to get a game. Everyone knew who I was. It's always that way. Every "brother" around gets word I'm there and once they come I'm knocked. :frown:

Keith - I don't know how much we won or who these guys were. I just gave them whatever they asked for and robbed everyone in the joint. There wasn't one guy who could make a ball in the ocean. All I know is that I was betting G Notes at the track the next day. I had one horse at 6-1 if he comes in we make $12,000. He gets beat by a nose at the line. :o

Darren Appleton - I LUVVV America, everywhere I go someone wants to play pool with me. Don't they know I'm the World Champion? I hope they never find out who I am. They think I'm some tourist on vacation. :D

Jay Helfert - I got turned on to this spot. They told me I could make a score in there. The first guy I played wanted to play for $50 a game. I robbed him for $300 in less than an hour. I couldn't get another game after that. Too bad, I heard there was a guy in there that sometimes goes off big. :sorry:
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LOL, leave it to Jay to give us a laugh for the day!

Efren - Play in bar small table. I get lucky. :)
 
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u was da prudist of the hole bunch,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you could see out of a 55 gallon drum??????????????? we like prudy girls down south
 
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