If you're on I-80 by the Indiana/Illinois border then you've got a few options.
Griffith Billiards in Indiana houses a ton of monsters - if you go there ask for James Jeffers.
Sapphire Room in Park Forest is more secluded and is quiet if you want to just shoot and relax.
Pockets and Red Shoes are in Alsip. Red Shoes is on Pulaski Rd. about 30 minutes North of you and the same with Pockets. J-Flo (John) works at Red Shoes, and Rob Parry works at Pockets. They can both point you in the right direction.
I'm not free to shoot tonight but these are the places to play if you're looking.