AuntyDan said:
Wow, it really *is* true that you can fix anything with Duct Tape.
It's just not right though that my taxes can afford to buy the US miltary smart bombs that costs millions each but no-one can come up with a measly few hundred for a bolt of new Simonis?
Russ, if we all club together and buy you some new cloth and ship it over is there someone there who can fit it?
The thing is, MWR *has* the cloth. They also have a b***h as an MWR rep, unfortunately. MWR means "Morale, Welfare, and Recreation". It's her job to make things fun. She seems like she doesn't like her job. We needed to borrow MWR's spare karaoke microphone because our Sergeant Major dropped and broke our spare, and she told us to put in a work order and get it approved through upper management.
This microphone was needed for ONE day for a WAR brief, and I told her this as nicely as possible.
I ended up finding someone else to brrow from, and they were more than happy to help.
Getting back to the cloth. They have cloth, but they don't have anyone that knows how to put it on, and they also do not have cloth pullers. I don't know if there are any specail staples either, as I have never reclothed a table.
Seriously, tho.. The tables really don't play as bad as they look. And due to the VERY DRY climate, the chalk don't stick as I said. What this mean is that the non players miscue.. A LOT. And they all think they know how to masse and jump the ball.
Bangers + extremely dry conditions where chalk don't stick = Ripped cloth.
You can run out these tables.. I know some of the taped rips look really bad, but as long as you don't slow roll over them, they're not too bad.
The main issue is the pockets. Sometimes a well hit shot will hit the back of the pocket and either climb right over the back of the pocket and off the table, or will spit right back out off the back facing. Never saw anything like it in my life.
Believe it or not, you can hit a lot of balls with a soft pace and they won't roll off.
Russ