For people who have a sense of humor.
GYK? Vivian, let me tell what I am hearing around town. In the last two weeks I have been to a dozen pool halls in the Alamo town telling every Mexican I know about this tournament. Out of the 357 Mexicans I have talked to about the tournament, 347 all wanted to know if the weda from Australia was going to be there. The other ten were too busy yelling, othro dos equis for them to listen.
Being the world traveler that I am I had to explain there were no Kangaroos in Austria, just lots of blondies with blue eyes. Wow, at coaches corner six guys jumped in a ford F150 yelling road trip, road trip. I told them, hey, Austria is across the Atlantic Ocean. They said, no problemo, how do you think we got here, we are all good swimmers pendejo.
Jasmin, Jasmin, Jasmin, we want Jasmin.
Just like cheech said, every mexicans goal is to have a blonde girlfriend named Jasmin. Ok, he actually said Debbie but he was stoned and the script said Jasmin. Cheech messed up and now there are 5,435 mexicans in Texas stuck with a Debbie.
So beg, borrow, steal, get her here.
Four guys from the Lucky Monkey said they are good kidnappers.