Looking to buy a new jump break cue and im wondering what is the best jump break cue on the market.
The best NEW jump/break cue is the 1BJ4U by The Vulture Group. The shaft is made of unobtanium, hence the name one unobtanium break jump for you, or 1BJ4U
Forget 1 piece phenolic or even Samsara water buffalo pales against this super tip. The tip is harvested from the toenails of Kobe cattle. One of the hardest and yet durable substance known to man. Ever see a kobe cow with a hangnail? I think not. They're tough and maintain a tighter grip on the cue ball than Rush Limbaugh on the Republican Right. Legal under BCA-APL definition of a leather tip; made from the skin of a cow. To maintain the consistency the cattle are fed beer, massaged and harvested during their daily pedicures; a green and sustainable resource.
I'm selling my Stealth AT-1 and Gulyassy Sledgehammer, as this makes this and all other cues as obsolete a staff job on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.
That's one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Rep to you, sir.
Mezz Power Break II
The best NEW jump/break cue is the 1BJ4U by The Vulture Group. The shaft is made of unobtanium, hence the name one unobtanium break jump for you, or 1BJ4U
Forget 1 piece phenolic or even Samsara water buffalo pales against this super tip. The tip is harvested from the toenails of Kobe cattle. One of the hardest and yet durable substance known to man. Ever see a kobe cow with a hangnail? I think not. They're tough and maintain a tighter grip on the cue ball than Rush Limbaugh on the Republican Right, and jump higher than Obama's approval ratings during his presidential campaign. Fully legal under BCA-APL definition of a leather tip. To date, no BCA referee have examined and questioned the tip not being leather or from a cow, something about not wanting to touch bovine toenails with a 10 foot pole.
The source material is harvested during the cattle's daily pedicures, which they are fed beer, massaged and then given a happy ending with a Hitach magic wand; a proven green, renewable and sustainable resource.
I'm selling my Stealth AT-1 and Gulyassy Sledgehammer, as this makes this and all other break jump cues days numbered just like staff jobs on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.
The best NEW jump/break cue is the 1BJ4U by The Vulture Group. The shaft is made of unobtanium, hence the name one unobtanium break jump for you, or 1BJ4U
Forget 1 piece phenolic or even Samsara water buffalo pales against this super tip. The tip is harvested from the toenails of Kobe cattle. One of the hardest and yet durable substance known to man. Ever see a kobe cow with a hangnail? I think not. They're tough and maintain a tighter grip on the cue ball than Rush Limbaugh on the Republican Right, and jump higher than Obama's approval ratings during his presidential campaign. Fully legal under BCA-APL definition of a leather tip. To date, no BCA referee have examined and questioned the tip not being leather or from a cow, something about not wanting to touch bovine toenails with a 10 foot pole.
The source material is harvested during the cattle's daily pedicures, which they are fed beer, massaged and then given a happy ending with a Hitach magic wand; a proven green, renewable and sustainable resource.
I'm selling my Stealth AT-1 and Gulyassy Sledgehammer, as this makes this and all other break jump cues days numbered just like staff jobs on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.