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jimmyco

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8cree said:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.
They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life.
I just wish to go home." POOF!
The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years, too. I miss my family, my husband, and my life.
I wish I could go home too." POOF!
The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in the elevator of an office building when they notice a milky white substance on the floor. They look at each other and start to giggle.
The brunette reaches down, touches it and says, "It sure feels like it."
The redhead reaches down, touches it and takes a whiff and says, "Yep, smells like it, too."
The blonde reaches down, touches it, smells it and then tastes it. After a short pause she declares, "Ain't nobody from this building."
 
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