I'd just have to bite the dog back...in front of the owner
Glen,
You know I respect you and your work, but when you say things like that it is just too tempting! I have thought of a couple smart ass remarks... listed below in order of creation.
1) King Cobra vs Dog: at least it will be easy to identify who bit whom and where.
2) You might be getting a little long in the tooth to bit em back!
3) If you each bit the other and each lost a tooth, who would be more upset?
4) Do they make special dentures for attacking dogs?
And I'm out....
All in good fun, have a good night!