This is an interesting question this thread has stumbled upon. I didn't read all of the replies so I'm not sure if someone mentioned this possibility, which I tend to believe is a major contributor for the disparity of performance between men and women in pool (disregarding the other issues...
Grady just call up Jim and tell him "it's on."
Then, Pat will have to have a Commentary-Off where you and Jim vie for rights to commentate the next US Open.