Bert Gordon: Eddie, is it alright if I get personal?
Fast Eddie: Whaddaya been so far?
Bert Gordon: Eddie, you're a born loser.
Fast Eddie: What's that supposed to mean?
Bert Gordon: First time in ten years I ever saw Minnesota Fats hooked... really hooked. But you let him off.
Fast Eddie...
I have an 8 foot Brunswick at home and love it. Don't worry about transitioning from 7-8-9 ft tables. You know how to play, man. Jump on the opportunity to own your own table and watch your game improve.
I just found this on youtube and was going to create a thread about it for my first post. I'm glad that I searched for it first...this has to be a joke, it's too hokey not to be.