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When we play the ghost he never misses... not so when Chuck plays him. In fact I knew the ghost before he was dead... I warned him never...
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Chucks aiming system is amazing, he just looks at the balls and they split the pocket.....he doesn't even use a cue.
He runs 15 ball...
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
When Chuck Norris has sex, there is a...
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Chuck Norris plays 3-cushion billiards whether he likes it or not...
...'cause after he breaks, there's only 3 cushions left on the...
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Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his bedroom.
The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move...
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Superman wear Chuck Norris pajamas.
Before going to sleep the Boogie Man looks under his bed to see if Chuck Norris is there.