Recent content by VarmintKong

His wife wrote, “He never met a stranger.” Damn. That is a gift.

Hey man, I get what you’re saying about stacking percentages. I have always overestimated my ability. I don’t think I’m always honest with myself. You use the example of stacking 90 percent shots and then a 15 percent shot. In my experience trying to improve on 90 percent is better spent...

Happy Halloween. This is one of a few modern bands who make albums that are thematically relevant throughout. Most are a single and pit-farting in a snare drum. Love it or hate it, ya gotta get down!

I would very much be interested in the object ball to look at spin transfer and throw. Thinking about looking at the pocket as left, right, center.

I simply cannot fathom watching Rush without Neil Peart. It’s like Static-X without Wayne Static. Saw the 30th anniversary tour at Blossom Ampitheatre. The whole show I tried to get down in front of the stage, but the same usher kept busting me. When the encore came and the opening chords of...

I hereby sentence you to be incarcerated with no possibility of parole for life Life?! Whadda ya mean life?... I ain't got a life! Boy!... Your soul better belong to Jesus! Hmmm-mmm, 'cause your ass belongs to me

Didn’t mean to be a douchebag, man. Anybody who brings a percentage of the effort you used to give the kids a kick on Halloween would be the neighborhood badass. It’s heavy metal Friday, but I feel like you’re a Bob Seger kind of guy. You’re no number Rusty. Dammit you’re the man!:

I want you to imagine yourself as a ten year old. Dried up grapes. No chocolate. No caramel or nougat. On the flip side you can use the box as a whistle. If I imagine my self as a 7th grader and I gave myself a box of raisins… I would abso-lutely, without a doubt, return to that house in the...

What up JBart? For a guy who has only payed attention to this for a couple of years you really do a good job of sharing informed opinions. I look at your list and there is something that is GLARINGLY missing. You were likely not a fan the last time it was relevant. I’ve been waiting for a new...

Knew I could count on you Rusty, thanks fer showin up. You get an A for Affort. It was an Osage Orange, a monkey ball. Spent my Saturday afternoon sitting with my son in a little valley leading up to a bean field. While we didn’t see any deer, we spent a couple hours watching a squirrel that...

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong. One of these things is not like the other. Can you tell which thing before I finish my song?

Cuz a one-trick pony is a pretty sad horse.

I hear ya. I think that’s why they quit using the urinal racks.

Drop it off at the cue-check behind the counter. They’ll give you a number and keep an eye on it until you get back. Remember to wash your hands and leave a tip.