Pool Jokes

[Mensabum]

there was this pool player named earl
thought it was fitting he was also called the pearl
in every set he would certainly pout
then later again he would shout
after mike ran the set all he could do with his cue was twirl.

Don't quit your day job.

 

[maha]

i would never work for anyone that would hire me.

 

[hello]

A Pool Player's Night Out

This guy goes out to the bar after work and meets a lady. They get drunk, get a hotel room, and have sex. When the guy gets home, he opens the trunk of his car and pulls out the blue chalk from his pool cue case. He rubs the chalk all over his hands and then heads inside the house.

His wife is waiting for him and demands, "It's 4 in the morning! What the hell have you been doing all night?"

He tells her, "I've been to the bar. I got drunk. I met a gal and we went to a hotel and had sex."

She looks down at his hands and says, "You lying son-of-a-jerk! I know you've been out playing pool all night."


(This had to be based on a true story. I've known a few guys that have bought pool equipment to use as an alibi and never really play pool.)

Grady told that joke on an accu stats tape, I believe it was the Willards open.

Whats the difference between a baker and a pool player?

A baker makes rolls out of dough, a pool player dough out of rolls. (Grady also)

 

[hello]

there was this pool player named earl
thought it was fitting he was also called the pearl
in every set he would certainly pout
then later again he would shout
after mike ran the set all he could do with his cue was twirl.

Ooooooook....

 

[Matt_H]

Two guys are playing pool in their local club when a hearse passes outside. The player at the table sees the hearse, puts his cue down and bows his head. Thirty seconds later he picks his cue up and continues his inning. At the end of the rack the other player says "that was very nice of you, to pay your respects mid-rack". The first player replies "it's only right. We were married for thirty years".