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Welfare .
True story . Once I went into ration mode it was pay a little extra to house bills and it served me well , I was kicked off sickness benefits and had no income for 10 weeks so forced to go to places I didn't want to go to just to get by , eventually put back on sickness benefits but it was my parents who got me through those dark days and nights , eventually kicked off the sickness benefits for 7 weeks with no income but I've already been there so no big deal and it's back to the battery radio days/nights and by the time I found out about Foodbanks it was too late , I reapplied for job seekers allowance and it was either that or nothing .

Welfare .
True story . They gave me a break at first and put me on sickness benefit and at the so called 'Medical' the Dr said your in a disfunctional family and shook his head . all of a sudden pubs and clubs were out of the equation , no chance of playing Snooker/Pool etc and everything was on a ration basis and I was never so grateful for the small battery radio , that was to be my entertainment through the week until the access visits at the weekends , yes it was tough but I'm still here .

Life on welfare .to be the same again
From the day my divorce lawyer said are you sure you want to do this I said yes , it is the correct thing to do under the circumstances but before I sign these papers , what happens if.....You will never be able to afford to work or declare a partner etc , where do I sign . Hold up your hand and say I swear so I did and life was never , Twenty two years later I'm still here !

Sasha the dog .
Sasha is still here , nobody knows how old she is , all depends what one of the children's versions are , my eldest daughter said she was around 16 when her Mum got Sasha as a pup so that would make Sasha around 18 years old in human years if so . Sasha stopped the throw the ball in the park a few years ago one night the fireworks were set off and I noticed she doesn't try to run for it now so she could be going deaf . You know the way a dog jumps up excited to go out ? Sasha stopped that sometime last year so no rush to go out and when out she stops and stares into nothing so I though maybe she's going blind . Sasha knows where the dog food bowl , mixer bowl and water bowl is alright so she's not done yet . Still life left in the old dog yet as they say !

The ex wife .
As soon as I agreed to take Sasha the dog off her hands she took a job as a Carer , bit of a set up really but the story goes if I didn't take Sasha in she was getting put into the Cat and Dog home and I wasn't having that . No idea what the ex wife will be doing now , none of my business now .

My two sons work as Carers so my youngest son said he should be safe for now and did a 120 hour shift last week so his job includes paid sleepovers so that's the reason for the 120 hour shift . My eldest son , not heard from him for a while so no idea . My youngest daughter does hr Carer on a part time basis but now she's lost her part time bar work , no idea what happens there so yeah very grim .

Coronavirus: Hays Travel forced to send 880 workers home :

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51975813

My eldest daughter worked for Hays Travel but got laid off so has to go through the process but I heard the local job centre shut down because of Corona Virus so no idea what will happen there . My youngest daughter worked part time in a bar but they shut down as soon as PM Boris 'Bonkers' Johnson asked for pubs . clubs etc to shut down so yeah , very grim !

More Peas :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlA1Zl5C7UU

In this lobby, will there be TP? :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRVs8HipYL8

the toilet paper shortage explained. the great cornholio i need tp for my bung hole :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMuo5Y1_jMY

TP for my Bunghole :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HilVFpvzuBM

Introduction To The JB's / Doing It To Death :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu6s9t0iFSg

All the Way Lover :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKXVMNl-03E

Ben E.King - Supernatural Thing [Parts 1 & 2] ℗ 1975 :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbL734VFJqk

I had to buy this in case I needed an answer from somebody, then I can axe them a question:) :

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=2972635102796597&id=657320174328113

Bobby Womack - Lay Your Lovin’ On Me (Official Lyric Video) :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwNCOSVA-Xw&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR27dB_gWIWn-EHs8_lNnHwxrhBQOv4yZt-OiBCDgggzUfo4zE6pVk6decU

If you haven't got a sense of humour now is the time to get one . It got me through all sorts of crisis point through my life and this video from the other night still makes me laugh !

Funny Viral] Farting Mayor - Georgetown USA Mayor left meeting for a bathroom break with mic on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_4aKlsgfHY

Netflix and YouTube are slowing down in Europe to keep the internet from breaking :

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/19/tech/netflix-internet-overload-eu/index.html

Divorce rates will rocket as couple finally get to see what their partners are really like 24/7 !

Spike Milligan - What are we going to do now ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRJby3PCfbo

West Dunbartonshire named 'happiest place in UK' :

https://www.clydebankpost.co.uk/news/18317648.west-dunbartonshire-named-happiest-place-uk/

They've got to be joking , is it an early April Fool's gag . The pubs and clubs were already struggling nd this Corona virus will will close many of them down . Maybe there's a magic mushroom field out there somewhere and everybody's tripping off their heads that I don't know about !