A Pool Player's Prayer

jalapus logan

jalapus logan

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I didn't play in the pool league last night and awoke to my team's texts lamenting their loss of 4-2 giving up 19 points per round. I advised the following:

Fear not good friends. This prayer should help our malaise: Our Efren, who art in The Phillipines, hallowed be thy speed control, thy 8 ball come, thy run out will be done, on earth as it is in Vegas. Give us this day our daily winning round. And forgive us our scratches, as we punish those who scratch against us. And lead us not into getting hooked, but deliver us from large spots given per round.

And lest us not forget that it is Friday...which is by definition the best day of our lives. And it comes 'round once per week. We are truly blessed 👼:devilish:
 
jalapus logan said:
I didn't play in the pool league last night and awoke to my team's texts lamenting their loss of 4-2 giving up 19 points per round. I advised the following:

Fear not good friends. This prayer should help our malaise: Our Efren, who art in The Phillipines, hallowed be thy speed control, thy 8 ball come, thy run out will be done, on earth as it is in Vegas. Give us this day our daily winning round. And forgive us our scratches, as we punish those who scratch against us. And lead us not into getting hooked, but deliver us from large spots given per round.

And lest us not forget that it is Friday...which is by definition the best day of our lives. And it comes 'round once per week. We are truly blessed 👼:devilish:
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That's weird ....
 
xX-Wizard-Xx said:
That's weird ....
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Weird how? Not disagreeing, but weird in the sense that I compare Efren to the embodiment of a deity in the flesh on planet earth? Or weird in that I am invoking religious tones in an impious way? Or weird, in that this thought is the product of an inexcusably diseased mind? Any and all of that (and more) could be concurrent truths.

Look, I offer no excuses...other than I desperately need to find a way to entertain myself to cure the drudgery of spending too much time looking at general ledger accounts and spreadsheets and taxes. Feel me bruh?
 
May I shoot well and accurately.
May I be gracious in both my wins and my loses.
May I remember to enjoy this great game for the skill involved and the pleasure that it brings.
 
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